PEPSI: just what is this place…? i can’t believe it’s been here the whole time and no one knew about it!? was Drew really telling the truth that an evil vampire coven lives here…? ha, no way! i can’t wait to tell the others that they all got spooked out for nothing…!
reasons why keith kogane is relatable:
-always puts hand on hip or crosses arms
-looks at lance like he’s the love of his life
-an actual alien
-only wears leggings
-doesn’t like hugging strangers
-would die for hunk garrett
-always has to sound edgy
-probably writes emo poetry about his friends
-confused 98% of the time
-doesn’t understand jokes
-“like that ;)”
-doesn’t give a shit
Keith sighs when Lance is exaggerating and going on in that scene when Pidge reveals her gender (transgirl! Pidge gives me life don’t take this from me) and says in that tone of voice that means he’s trying not to smile “oh cut it out Lance, we know you found out first you don’t have to rub it in”
And everyone just stops? Because what? And Keith frowns at them all making dumb faces at him and his shoulders rise in that defensive way and he just snaps “come on. You’re trying to tell me that you think Lance– the most observant member of this team– didn’t realise that the kid that he’s been protecting since our Garrison days was actually a girl? Are you crazy?”
And everyone else is even MORE confused now because since when has Lance been the most observant in the team? And even Lance is looking confused and kinda embarrassed
And Keith just. Gets really mad (and NOT because he has a ridiculous crush on the prettiest boy he’s ever met -seriously why is he so pretty)
“Of course he’s the most observant! Who do you think programmed the ship to play relaxing music in the common room when people go in there late at night?” There’s no huge reaction from the team but Keith is just getting started here.
First he confronts their leader and the man who was basically his big brother for years until the Kerberos mission
“Who do you think is the one that always covers you with blankets and puts pillows under your head when you fall asleep on the couches Shiro?
Who do you think carries Pidge back to her room in the middle of the night when she’s been working too hard with her computers that she’s fallen asleep in the hallways?
Who comforts Hunk and tries all his dishes when he’s anxious and needs to cook?
Who goes and voluntarily cleans sections of the castle with Coran when he’s feeling nostalgic so he has someone to tell all of his stories to?
Who did you think was the one that makes tea for the princess and leaves it outside her room when she’s feeling lonely?
Who leaves water and snacks for me in the training room when I’ve been working too hard and forget to eat?”
The team are starting to look shocked and kind of awed, staring at Lance like they’ve never seen him before and while this should probably calm him down it only makes the Red Paladin even madder so he soldiers on:
“He covers all our backs whenever we get in fights; he always puts everyone else’s safety above his and he’s always supporting us with his bayard! I can’t do that! The closet I can do is with my shield! He’s the sharpshooter that backs us up from a distance and always keeps us safe with his split-second tactics!
How did you think our clothes and uniforms get mended after they get run down by wear-and-tear or when they’re ruined in battles? Have you ever wondered what Lance was doing in his downtime while we’re all of training and cooking and brooding on our own? He’s been sitting down with a needle and thread and repairing all of our stuff! Of his own free will! Because he notices this shit!
Where would our morale be if he didn’t make all his stupid jokes during our missions and flirt with all those stupid aliens and reassure and encourage us all when we’re feeling down about this whole ‘saving the universe thing!’” Keith’s red in the face and breathing pretty heavily now but his message seems to have sunken in to everybody; including Lance.
The tanned boy had his hand up to his mouth as he stared at Keith and to the Korean’s confusion and slight horror the taller began to tear up and he was really starting to worry until a near silent “thanks, mullet-brain” was whispered and Keith finally let go of his anger enough to shoot a smile at the other.
Unsurprisingly it was Hunk who reacted first between the other paladins and the alteans; lunging forwards with a cry of some sort to gather Keith, Lance, and Pidge in a huge and very comforting group hug while simultaneously apologising and thanking Lance who laughed at the other and wrapped his arm around Keith’s shoulders which he chose to take as an extended 'thank-you’ so that his hopes wouldn’t get too high.
(Soon enough it would be Lance defending Keith from the team’s spite anyway, due to some unfortunate genetic ties)
i just love zelo he loves his dog and he loves his members and he gives us fans so much and he raps like a god and he sings like a lil angel and he dances like he’s made of water and he’s tol but he’s soft and he’s a sweetie pie but he’s got that edge of naughtiness to him i lov choi junhong so much :’))