Alright listen everybody, the wonderful neverregretthyfall showed me this vip (very important post) so here we go, Montparnasse headcanon time!
Montparnasse being a criminal
but not a villain.
Montparnasse teaching Gavroche
how to hide knives in his boots and other little tricks so he can defend
Montparnasse never leaving any traces at crime scenes
because he’s always wearing these absolutely gorgeous Armani leather gloves.
Montparnasse having an existential
crises when Enjolras tells him he never uses any hair products ever and “Why are you staring at me? This is quite
unsettling. Parnasse?! What are you doing? Joly, I think he had a heart attack.”
Montparnasse giving Bahorel this
absolutely perfectly fitting, high fashion waistcoat he “found” for his
birthday. Bahorel is delighted.
Patron-Minette always being the distraction when the Amis pull another not
exactly legal but totally necessary stunt so the cops don’t know who to follow
shamelessly with every police officer whenever he has to bail Gueulemer out of
jail again. Javert is not amused.
Montparnasse stealing all
these high-end, expensive clothes and giving them to thrift shops for free as
soon as they’re not fashionable anymore.
Montparnasse only allowing
Jehan to cut his hair and no one else ever
because their hair just always looks perfect and he doesn’t trust hairdressers.
Montparnasse going over to Grantaire’s when Éponine tells him he has a particularly
bad day and picking a fight with him so he can let out all his anger and grief on
Montparnasse who ends up tugging a worn down and drained Grantaire into bed at
Montparnasse telling Éponine
she’s beautiful and absolutely great every time he sees her because she asked
him not to steal things for her but he would do anything to make her smile.
Montparnasse telling Gavroche to go to school regularly and to do his homework because he doesn’t want Gavroche to end up like him without any real perspective and future.
MONTPARNASSE BEING A CRIMINAL BUT NOT A VILLAIN.