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petepetepete  asked:

How many times a day do you suppose Phichit Chulanont looks at Instagram and sighs out of sheer frustration? Ballpark figure.

I mean obviously all the time but I have to tell you dude that we have created this entire thing where Phichit has tried to kidnap Yuri K to Thailand to be fed up by his mother like five times and counting. One time he almost got him on the airplane. “ma says you’re not eating enough” “okay firstly I’m sure that that’s YOU saying that and not your mother” “she saw you on youtube and she’s worried” “secondly I want a new roommate”

WHAT SHE SAW ON YOUTUBE: Phichit and the YouTube series of Yuri k practicing all the time

  • “help my baby won’t go to sleep”
  • “a stubborn asshole tries a new jump twenty times what happens next will not surprise you”
  • “best of Yuri Katsuki practicing snapchats set to ‘tubthumping’”
  • “[in universe equivalent of that skater doing a quad on ice and then falling like a newborn baby fawn on solid ground]”

ALSO she lowkey was planning the wedding and when the naked Russian koala picture came out she was like “did I raise u to let ur son let a naked white guy hang all over him” “no ma”

If I was a better, funnier person, and I knew anything about Detroit, I would definitely write the shenanigans fic where they do things like go to Walmart at one am and decide it’s probably a hell portal and cling to each other and also there is a lot of platonic cuddling

i know it’s hard to accept compliments as anything other than lies. but when somebody blurts, “you’re beautiful,” take a breath. think of your dog, panting happily and covered in mud. think of your mother in her bathrobe with her hair in tinfoil while the dye sets. think of your best friend with her face streaked with tears and makeup. think of your little brother when he was sick and his face was a red puffy mess. think of how, even then, your heart swelled up with love of them. this is i think where compliments come from: when they look at you, no matter what, they see somebody beautiful, not some body, beautiful.

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THEY WON THEY WON THEY WON THEY WON
MY BABIES :D :D :D :D

“Although, I was in a different squad… If Marco had been with me, I wonder if  things would of have been different.." 

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tv meme: 10 male characters · chandler bing
“If I’m gonna be an old, lonely man, I’m gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I’ll be the crazy man with a snake, you know. Crazy Snake Man. And I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids won’t walk past my place, they will RUN. ‘Run away from crazy snake man!’ they’ll shout.”