How Vernon Changed My Life

Normal Person: I’m so done with this shit
Me: Man I’m so done with that over under shit

Normal Person: Started from the bottom now we here
Me: From carrot to karat, you get me?

Normal Person: *Throws really strong shade*
Me: I’m a mac and you’re a wack, you wanna know why? Because Im'ma pull up on you wack with a mac fully loaded

Normal Person: I’m broke
Me: Dude, I’m only sixteen, I only got a few dollars

Normal Person: Ugh I hate math
Me: Formula, formula, more mulah more mulah. I see the formula but where the mulah at?