MOM I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

Stuff My Mom Has Told Me During Hamilton (Act 2)
  • What'd I Miss: "Where'd his accent go?"
  • "That's Thomas Jefferson mom."
  • "No that's Lafayette."
  • "Same actor. Different character."
  • Cabinet Battle #1: "Why can't the debates be like this?"
  • Take A Break: "....where the fuck is Peggy?!"
  • Say No To This: "That God damn note what in the shit?!"
  • The Room Where It Happens: "So is Burr like, the person who tries too hard to be cool? Also there was three so what does he mean he arranged the seating?"
  • Schuyler Defeated: "Why do half these songs start the same?"
  • Cabinet Battle #2: "Fourth wall break!"
  • "What?"
  • "They mentioned Lafeyette! Fourth wall break!"
  • "Mom, same actor, different character. Lafayette and Thomas knew each other."
  • "Not important."
  • Washington On Your Side: "I've never been so ready to drop kick someone."
  • *Casually scoots away*
  • One Last Time: "Alex has such daddy issues..."
  • I Know Him: "I had actually forgotten about the King..."
  • "How?"
  • "I don't know! I thought he died!"
  • The Adams Administration: "This song is so short."
  • "It's not the full bit."
  • "What?"
  • *plays full one*
  • "Alex has a lot of anger issues."
  • We Know: "Wait - why do Jefferson and Alex hate each other so much? Is that sexual tension?"
  • "Mom..."
  • Hurricane: "You know I was in a hurricane once..."
  • The Reynolds Pamphlet: "Wait why do the three sound shocked? They already knew! They read it as if they hadn't!"
  • Burn: "Hello tears I forgot about you..."
  • Blow Us All Away: "I forgot they had kids...wait wasn't he just nine?"
  • Stay Alive (Reprise): "My God...you ever try and take a gun to fight someone and I may just kill you."
  • "That is /not/ the point of this song."
  • It's Quiet Uptown: *she just refuses to stop hugging me*
  • "Mom...please..."
  • "Shhh let me show my love..."
  • "Mom your tears are in my hair!"
  • The Election Of 1800: "What the shit?! Stop having depressing songs then a fun one!"
  • "Please let go of me..."
  • Your Obedient Servant: "This is so passive aggressive..."
  • Best Of Wives And Best Of Women: "This sounds so cute but...it's so sad?"
  • "Have you learned nothing throughout this?"
  • "...I want to hate it. I can't."
  • The World Was Wide Enough: "He...does know when people get older they need glasses right? Glasses don't mean murder. Otherwise you and your four eyes would be killing every day!"
  • Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: "That's Washington! I recognize that voice! It's so deep and sexy!"
  • "Mom this is an emotional song."
  • "I know! That voice deserves more action!"
  • "Mom..."

imagine dragons, the killers, owl city: cool friend you don’t talk to much but you both still love each other

fall out boy, panic! at the disco: passionate friend that will fight anyone at anytime for you

coldplay, snow patrol: soft friend that has fallen asleep on you at least once

gorillaz, blur: weird friend you’ve seen trying to eat a soda can

radiohead, the smashing pumpkins: abstract friend who has probably cried in a denny’s before

beyonce, nicki minaj, rihanna: mom friend that teaches you how to get away with murder

cobra starship, the academy is…, gym class heroes: distant friend you see sometimes and when you do they still kick ass

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she had the world // panic! at the disco

I would like to announce

That I found a bat this morning.  A cute lil bat.  An adorable lil thing.  It was so cute. 

But it was in my car.  There was a bat.  In my car.  Just chillin in the back seat.  Eating an Oreo that had probably been lost under my seat since the stone ages.  

I noticed him just as I was buckling my seat belt.  He just sat there.  Munching.  Watching me watch it.  

It’s 5am lil buddy I have to work.  Go home.  What are you doing eating sweets for breakfast?  That is not good for you, young man.  But get out of my car and take your horribly unhealthy breakfast with you. 

I was late for work because I spent twenty fucking minutes trying to get a small baby bat out of my car without hurting it or it hurting itself. 

Just. 

There was a bat eating an Oreo in the back seat of my car this morning lookin at me like “Where we goin, Mom?” and I just don’t know how to go about my day now. 

Exogotbangtan
  • JIN: I swear the kids are driving me insane. Tae and Kookie are like little devils in disguise or something, always at each other's throats and all I got from Namjoon is "Kids will be kids!"
  • JINYOUNG: I know what you mean. I haven't had a moment to myself and hyung is no help. Between Bambam's non stop dabbing and Gyeomie always grinding onto floors, I don't know what to do.
  • SUHO: I don't know why you two bitches are complaining.Last, I checked your husbands didn't divorce y'all and two of your kids choosing to go with their father! So I suggest y'all shut the fuck up cuz your lives could be so much worst!
  • Jinyoung & Jin: ....
Another Ordinary Day
  • Lance: *runs into Allura's arms* SPACE MOM
  • Allura: *pats Lance's head* what's going on my child
  • Lance: KEITH JUST MADE OUT WITH ME
  • Allura: oh shit okay Coran grab the Nunvil, the wine, and the space goo we need to talk about this
  • *meanwhile, in Shiro's room*
  • Keith: Space Dad
  • Shiro: *pokes head out from under blankets* what
  • Keith: I just made out with Lance
  • Shiro: *thumbs up* cool
  • Keith: Think he hates me
  • Shiro: Probably not
  • Keith: I'm gonna go do it again
  • Shiro: that's cool
  • Keith: cool
allura needs to do a mom thing
  • Allura: We should decorate the castle.
  • Lance: With what? We're in space!
  • Allura: I don't know, maybe a welcome mat or something! It's just the castle's really dull and-
  • Shiro: Is that a challenge
  • Shiro: *disappears*
  • Shiro: *dumps Matt Holt at their feet* got a welcome Matt
  • Allura: I mean that works too

Some doodles I did on the side yesterday night ( @blesstale drew Zunde that there ) including Dreby taking his first steps. I saw this kid screaming “NOOOO!” at some meat in a grocery store before running to his mom, so there we go ✌️

Crowd silencing quotes from cartoons
  • Avatar the Last Airbender: "You might have everyone else here buying your ... transformation, but you and I both know you've struggled with doing the right thing in the past. So let me tell you something, right now. You make one step backward, one slip-up, give me one reason to think you might hurt Aang, and you won't have to worry about your destiny anymore. Because I'll make sure your destiny ends right then and there. Permanently."
  • Over the Garden Wall: "At least wait until the storm dies down a bit. You'll be no good to your brother dead." "I was never any good to him alive, either."
  • Gravity Falls: "You really aren't gonna thank me, are you? Fine. On one condition: you stay away from the kids; I don't want them in danger. 'Cause as far as I'm concerned, they're the only family I have left."
  • Adventure Time: "... if I do things... if I do things that hurt anyone, please, please forgive me! Just... watch over me until I can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity! And then maybe Betty, my princess... maybe you will love me again... please love me again, Betty!!"
  • Steven Universe: "What do you know about my Mom?! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KNOW MY MOM! But I do know, she saw beauty in everything! Even in stuff like this, and even in jerks like you!"
  • Legend of Korra: "Don't pretend you know what it felt like! The Avatar is adored by millions! I was cast aside by my own parents like I meant nothing to them. How could I just stand by and watch the same thing happen to my nation, when it needed someone to guide it?"
  • Lilo and Stitch: "But if you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you, though. I remember everyone that leaves."
  • Rick and Morty: "That - out there - that's my grave. On one of our adventures, Rick and I basically destroyed the whole world. So we bailed on that reality and we came to this one, because in this one, the world wasn't destroyed, and in this one, we were dead. So we came here and we buried ourselves and we took their place. And every morning, Summer, I eat breakfast twenty yards away from my own rotting corpse. I'm a version of your brother you can trust when he says 'don't run'. Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch T.V.?"
  • Courage the Cowardly Dog: "There's no such thing as 'perfect'. You're beautiful as you are, Courage. With all your imperfections, you can do anything."

anonymous asked:

Yeah I really just laugh at when people compare Aang temporarily losing Appa to Katara's mother being murdered and her experiencing it and living through it, you explained it best in your previous meta, and what shocks me even more is that people don't see the connection in Zuko and Katara both losing their mothers, like yeah Zuko's mom was alive in the end but Zuko didn't know that did he? His mom was probably dead for all he knew, and that's one of many things Zuko and Katara have in common.

You’re right, I guess Zuko and Katara do have a thing or two in common …

Katara: The Fire Nation took my mother away from me.

Zuko: I’m sorry. That’s something we have in common.

Iroh: Please, sit. Why don’t you enjoy a cup of calming jasmine tea?
Zuko: I don’t need any calming tea!

Aang: Okay, okay, you both need to calm down.
Katara Both?  I’m completely calm!

Katara: I know it’s meant to be this way. The world needs you now. You give people hope.

Iroh: Things will never return to normal. But the important thing is, the Avatar gives Zuko hope.

Zuko: Not that you would understand. You’re like my sister. Everything always…came easy to her. She’s a firebending prodigy – and everyone adores her.

Katara: Will you PLEASE shut your air hole! Believe it or not, your infinite wisdom gets a little old sometimes. Why don’t we just throw the scroll away since you’re so naturally gifted!

Zuko: You can’t sacrifice an entire division like that! Those soldiers love and defend our nation! How can you betray them? 

Katara: No. I will never, ever turn my back on people who need me!

Aang: I… I was just showing Katara a few moves. 
Master Pakku:
You have disrespected me, my teachings, and my entire culture.

Zuko: I won’t fight you. 
Fire Lord Ozai: You will learn respect, and suffering will be your teacher. 

Zuko: You rise with the moon.

Zuko: I rise with the sun.

Iroh: Prince Zuko, have you forgotten what happened last time you dueled a master?
Zuko: I will never forget. 

Sokka: Are you crazy, Katara? You’re not gonna win this fight!

Katara: I know! I don’t care!

Katara: Why don’t you try blocking my chi now circus freak!!

Zuko: ‘I’m so pretty, look at me. I can walk on my hands, whoo!’ Circus freak!

Zuko: She’s not my girlfriend!

Katara: I’m not his girlfriend!

Katara: Here’s your chance, earthbenders! Take it! Your fate is in your own hands!

Zuko: A hundred years of fighting has left the world scarred and divided. But with the Avatar’s help, we can get it back on the  right path, and begin a new era of love and peace.

Maybe.

Please help!!!

So I think I have an answer to my illness

I’ve been having an extremely agonizing relapse lately. Thankfully, the labs were all in and so I went to go see my doctor. The news was… unsettling.

This is a current list of infections in my body. I have everything from bacterial, viral, and even parasitic infections everywhere. My immune system has completely shut down for a while now and is allowing everything to destroy my body. But why?

This is a lab screening for Lyme disease. I only showed signs for one type of antibody for it, which usually isn’t enough for a diagnosis. But because of everything else he took it a step further and also ordered a genetic screening for toxicity.

Surprise surprise Lyme showed up.


So yeah, I have Lyme- which I’m super allergic to- and have had it for at least a year. My immune system shut down and isn’t doing anything, letting everything fester in my body. I have parasites, typhoid fever, epstein-barr, herpes (which is nearly impossible for me since… you know… I’m not sexually active), brucella, even a type of pneumonia.


I’m very sick. And everyone thought it was anxiety.


I hate to ask for this, but if you guess could help me out with finances from the medical bills (the doctor that found this charged $560 just for the last visit). I could really use all the help I can since I really need to move away from my abusive (homophobic and transphobic conservative christian) mom. I’m still waiting for disability as well, so I currently have no income.


If you can’t, please spread the word. My paypal is courageousfire@aol.com.


Thank you guys so much;;;

“We can celebrate later,” he’d said.

“You’re in the middle of playoffs and I’m in the middle of finals, it’s impractical,” he’d said.

“You don’t need do anything for me, honey,” he’d said.

He’d said it all - a million times over, it seemed - and he meant it. He did. At the time, at least, he’d meant it. Now, though, it’s 7:00 PM on his birthday, and he’s walking back to the Haus from the library with a backpack full of books, a phone full of happy birthday texts, and not much else.

It’s stupid that he feels this way. He’d asked everyone not to make a big deal of his birthday. He’d begged Jack not to do anything. He wanted this. It’s just - he always gets his hopes up about his birthday being amazing, even when he knows it’s essentially just another day.

He’s attempting to talk some sense into himself when he opens the door and trudges into the kitchen to make some ramen. He flips the lights on and promptly screams, because that is how one is supposed to react when your parents, your NHL boyfriend, and a small countries-worth of baked goods has somehow appeared in your kitchen.

“Happy birthday, honey,” his mom grins, as his dad pulls him into a hug. He’s crying now, he knows, but it’s okay because he hasn’t seen his parents in months and he’s been admittedly more than a little homesick.

“I - you - how - what?” he stammers, looking at Jack, because there’s no way this wasn’t 100% his crazy, absurd, amazing, lovely, perfect boyfriend’s idea.

“You didn’t actually think I wouldn’t do anything for your birthday, did you?” he grins, eyebrows raised as he leans down to plant a quick kiss on Bitty’s cheek. “Happy birthday, Bits.”

Teenage Elia Martell Steals a Baby: a Very Short ASOIAF Fic
  • Doran: So, how did you guys like Casterly Rock?
  • Oberyn: *elaborate jerk-off motions*
  • Doran: ...okay, so probably not great. How about you, Elia?
  • Elia: *unwrapping cloak to reveal infant* I stole a baby, his name is Tyrion and I Love him.
  • Doran: ...Elia...you can't...you can't steal babies. Probably not from anyone, and definitely not from the Lannisters.
  • Oberyn: Fuckin' watch her.
  • Elia: YEAH.
  • Doran: Why are you both like this. Does Mom know?
  • Princess of Dorne: *shouting from next room* Yes, I do, and Elia better not come crying to me if the Lannisters start pestering her to marry that baby!
  • Doran: What the hell is going on in the Westerlands?
  • Elia: *cooing at Baby Tyrion* Nothing that a GOOD SMALL BABY should have to deal with.
  • Oberyn: *even more elaborate jerk-off motions*
  • Magnus, from inside the room: I love you so much...
  • TJ, walking past the room in the hallway: Psst! Guys! You have to listen to this
  • Halfborn, ear to the door: Oh my gods, is he talking to Alex?
  • Sam: I don't know if we should be intruding on their special moment...
  • Mallory, opening the door: I need a video of this-
  • Alex, walking in from another hallway: Oh, are we spying on Magnus again?
  • *cut to the team opening the door to find Magnus talking to falafel*
Alternate Anime Titles
  • One Piece: The Never-ending Story: The Anime Version
  • Bleach: Literally Anything that Actually Works as a Story Title Because Bleach? Come on.
  • Free!: How Gay Can We Make this Without the Characters Actually Being Gay: Water Version
  • Fullmetal Alchemist: Shitty Father: Alchemy Edition
  • Tokyo Ghoul: Why To Never Date Anyone Ever
  • Noragami: Get Yato a Shrine 2k17
  • Neon Genesis Evangellion: Shitty Father: Robot Mindfuck Edition
  • Death Note: So THAT'S Why We Aren't Supposed to Post Our Full Name and Photo Online
  • Haikyuu: How Gay Can We Make This Without the Characters Actually Being Gay: Don't-Let-the-Balloon-Touch-the-Floor Edition
  • Attack on Titan: Shitty Father: Apocalypse Edition
  • High school of the Dead: That's Not How Boobs F*cking Work
  • Fate Series: People Die when They are Killed
  • Ajin: People Don't Die when They are Killed
  • Blue Exorcist: Shitty Father: Satan Edition
  • Yuri on Ice: How Gay Can We Make This without the Charac-- WAIT NO THEY'RE ACTUALLY GAY THIS TIME!!!
  • Code Geass: Jedi Mind Trick: The Anime
  • Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: What the Actual Fuck
  • Kill la Kill: Shitty Father: Oh Wait it's the Mom that's Shitty this Time
  • The Devil is a Part-Timer: The Entire Anime is Basically a Meme
  • Durarara: FIVE MILLION PLOTLINES AT ONCE!!!
  • One Punch Man: OOONNNNEEEE PPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNCCCCHHHHH!!!!!