The Signs' Romantic Interests
  • Aries: Scorpio
  • Taurus: Capricorn
  • Gemini: Aquarius
  • Cancer: Virgo
  • Leo: Virgo (saw 'er 1st m8)
  • Virgo: Please stop staring at me guys
  • Libra: Aries
  • Scorpio: Scorpio
  • Sagittarius: Virg- I mean uh, Cancer
  • Capricorn: Gemini
  • Aquarius: Taurus
  • Pisces: Like three Taurus at once in a room made out of plastic bubble wrap smothered in cherry edible lube just fucking going goddamn nuts mmmff yeah