this joke was told to me by a catholic priest
- woman: father, i don't know what to do. i was tidying up my son's bedroom and found some pornographic magazines.
- priest: oh, well i wouldn't worry about that. that's very common for boys his age, a lot of girls too, i imagine. you could have a talk with him about it, you could take them away, or you could just ignore it. bottom line, i wouldn't worry about it too much.
- woman: yes, father, but these were s & m magazines! with whips and chains and choking and whatnot!
- priest: oh my. well, i'm afraid i don't know how to advise you on that, but whatever you do, don't spank him!