• Person B: I don't take shit from any bitch. I'm not afraid of anything and won't stutter at anything or anyone. Hell, they'll studder at me and my presence. I'm a bomb not to be messed with.
  • Person A: *passes by* hey B :)
  • Person B: [speaks unclearly in gibberish]
  • Person A: can I have some of your fries? (Proceeds to grab some of B's fries)
  • Person B: (slaps persons A's hand) no, I asked you back at McDonald's whether you wanted something, and you said no.
  • Person A: yeah, but you always make it look good when you eat it...
  • Person B: I'm sorry A, you should have thought of that when we were at the drive thru
  • Person A: (moves closer to B and looks at them seductively)
  • Person B: what are you-
  • Person A: (whispers NSFW in person B's ear)
  • Person B:
  • Person A:
  • Person B: (gives them 1/2 of their fries)
  • Person A: (kisses B on the cheek) thanks babe 💕
The Signs as Uncle Iroh Quotes

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Aries - Are you so busy fighting you cannot see your own ship has set sail?

Taurus - Sick of tea? That’s like being sick of breathing!

Gemini - Destiny is a funny thing. You never know how things are going to work out. But if you keep an open mind and an open heart, I promise you will find your own destiny someday.

Cancer - Protection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love.

Leo - Be careful what you wish for. History is not always kind to its subjects.

Virgo - Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not.

Libra - It’s time for you to look inward and start asking yourself the big question: who are you and what do YOU want?

Scorpio - There’s nothing wrong with a life of peace and prosperity. I suggest you think about what it is that you want from your life, and why.

Sagittarius - Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel, you can’t always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving, you will come to a better place.

Capricorn - A man needs his rest.

Aquarius - While it is always best to believe in one’s self, a little help from others can be a great blessing.

Pisces - You must never give into despair. Allow yourself to slip down that road and you surrender to your lowest instincts. In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.

Tattoo soulmate au
  • Your soulmate's first words show up on you but plot twist is your soulmate is a meme loving person
  • At the party
  • Person c: hey I think it's that guy that took the last cookie.
  • Person a: *goes up to person b clearly very angry* so, you're that boi huh!!!
  • Person b: *gets a super big grin and raises their hand to reveal those same words printed on their wrist* o shit waddup!
  • Person a: *raises their fore arm to reveal "o shit waddup!" Written in comic sans on it*
  • person B: *starts to caress A's thigh and whispers into their ear* hey....I see that you're wearing that new cologne/perfume that you brought a few days ago. It's driving me crazy...and what you're wearing its so sexy, you're begging for me to rip those clothes off......*starts to kiss their neck,.then whipsers* .......everyone left for the rest of the day, so that leaves the two of us for the next few hours. Do you want to me to maybe--
  • Person A: *interrupts* if this just to get out of doing work/chores today, you will lose all access to this ass for the next few months. Try again next time
  • [Please give me an A for trying, because I cannot do dirty talk to save my life. 😭😭😭]