What the fuck are you doing

As my character makes her way towards the place where an attack happened, together with a dragonborn and Mako (yes, the Roadhog Mako) she sees something on the road.

DM; ‘roll perception to see what it is.’

Me; ‘sure, shouldnt be too hard’

I roll a 1, because of course i do.

DM; *laughs* 'Okay, so as you walk towards the road, you see something large standing in the middle of the path, and youre convinced its a giant.

Me; 'for gods sake, okay’. My character proceeds to run forwards with my sword drawn, screaming towards the 'giant’, as she gets grabbed by her shoulders by the NPCs.

Mako; 'what the fuck are you doing?’

Me; 'there’s a giant there, we have to kill it!’

Mako: ’ thats your cart?!’

Me; 'oh… proceed’

there has literally never been a person more selfless or more devoted in love than Tachibana Makoto ok literally never i cannot stress this enough he deserves the entire world and if there was ever a person who has karmically earned the return of a LIFE LONG LOVE and LIMITLESS FUCKING DEDICATION TO THE SAME COMPLETELY OBTUSE PERSONALITY its him ok its him give Mako what he wants 2kforever Haruka you are never going to do better than that boy get your shit together goddamn

  • Mako: Oh, hey, chief. Did you get my report on the triad murder?
  • Lin: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.
  • Mako: Good. Thanks, mom.
  • Lin: ...
  • Mako: Why is everyone staring at me?
  • Asami: You just called Chief Beifong "mom."
  • Mako: What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, ma'am."
  • Lin: Do you see me as a mother figure, Mako?
  • Mako: No. If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.
  • Korra: Hey, show your mother some respect!

anonymous asked:

Can you do hcs of the reader helping Junkrat and Roadhog when they were stealing the crown jewellers.

Will do my best. I am taking this as the reader is not a s/o, and just a friend involved in a heist

Junkrat and Roadhog

  • Roadhog was very adamant about you not being involved
  • Junkrat was completely fine with involving you, saying that a little help would be good
  • For you, you just wanted to make sure that the two didn’t get into trouble that they couldn’t handle. Not that Roadhog couldn’t handle lots
  • Roadhog just didn’t want you to get in trouble
  • In the end, Roadhog lost the battle and you ended up joining them, with the promise that no one would get hurt
  • Junkrat said he was 95% positive no one would get hurt
  • The alarm at the store went off instantly
  • Nervously you wrung your fingers around the wheel, worried as you heard sirens in the distance
  • Not a minute later the doors to the back of the store burst open and Junkrat threw two heavy bags into the back of the jeep
  • Roadhog climbed in and you saw a very expensive looking diamond necklace hanging from his neck, a last minute grab
  • “Floor it!” Junkrat had yelled, and you gunned it as fast as you could
  • Both men were impressed as you lost the cops with some wicked driving skills
  • The three of you went to the safe house where you watched the two going through the goodies you bought
  • When Junkrat offered you some, you just shook your head and instead decided Roadhog was right. As much as you wanted to make sure the two were okay, next time you didn’t want to be involved, guilt wracking your brain
  • Roadhog just patted you on the back and Junkrat said that was perfectly fine, congratulating you for your official acceptance into what he called ‘Team Mayhem’
“Oh! Well in that case, I can't really blame her.”

That post was long enough, so here’s a part two, of sorts. I just spilled a bunch of words everywhere about Viz’s dub of Episode 96, and if you haven’t read that post yet, I’d encourage doing that first.

As I mention there, I specifically watched that episode to screen it for Holligay. I thought an even better case could be made by the actual dialogue in the episode itself. So I transcribed all the pertinent scenes for her, and since I already have that done, I figured why not share it here as well?

Under the cut, then, is all the Viz dub dialogue for the shitty scenes in Episode 96 (and a little bit of commentary in places about the changes).

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Just Radiation, He Claims

“You’re sick again,” Mako grumbled as he shoved the unlocked door open.

His head hovering over the toilet, Jamison spat,

“Radiation,” Jamison’s back twitched and he lurched forward as he retched.

“…you claim.” Mako cringed at the splattering sound the vomit made as it hit the water.

“I’ll be fine for the job tomorrow,” with one hand still gripping the toilet seat, Jamison reached back and gave a thumbs up.

“You better be telling the truth this time,”

“When have I ever lied to ye?” Jamison spit in the toilet and readjusted his weight on his leg.

“Nearly every time you’ve gotten ill and not wanted to admit it to it,” said Mako. “You had me convinced that you normally ran warmer for a few months.”

“It sounds reasonable, though, don’t it?” said Jamison. “Some people run low, so why not. And you’ve gotten feverish from radiation, too. It happens. We can still get by just fine.”

“I don’t want to have to clean up after you if you’re not fine and we’d have better luck on another day,”

Jamison waited a few seconds before replying, letting his stomach settle.

“Oh, don’t you worry about that, mate.” Jamison’s stomach flipped again, and he leaned forward into the toilet, allowing some vocality into his vomit.

“Fine,” Mako left the bathroom. “I won’t hang around watching if you really don’t need anything.”

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Do you ever think Roadhog sometimes is at a conflict with his past self? Like he’s about to wreck some fool, and he just remembers how things Used To Be, but he kills em anyway cause like, that’s just what Roadhog (not Mako) does. Do you think he’s every regretted any kills? Regret any that were even too gruesome for him, and almost “woke up” that lost part of himself. And he just sits there after the day is over, remembering. And maybe even regretting how far he’s let this ruthlessness consume him.

Rei Ryugazaki: Now, let’s say you haven’t eaten for days and you’re in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do?
Nagisa Hazuki: I walk over Mako-chan’s house and have him make me a sandwich.
Rei Ryugazaki: Okay, yes. But Makoto-senpai’s not there.
Gou Matsuoka: Where’s Makoto-senpai?
Rei Ryugazaki: It’s not important where he is. He’s gone. He left the country.
Gou Matsuoka: He left the country? Why? Is he okay?
Rei Ryugazaki: Yes, he’s fine!
Nagisa Hazuki: Well, if he’s fine, I don’t see why he couldn’t make me a sandwich.


LOK Fancast - The Krew (pictures are edited of course)

Korra - Q'orianka Kilcher (Quecha-Huachipaeri/German)
Asami Sato - Arden Cho (Korean American)
Mako - Sung Joon (South Korean)
Bolin - Andre Paras (Filipino)