Summary: a tiny short story about how a Queen manages to break free from tyranny, with the help of her beloved, loyal servant.
Warnings: mentions of starving oneself, beatings/abuse and murder. This is one of the hopefully many short stories I’ll write to overcome my writers block. Here’s to hoping!
A farce. A deception of immense proportions. A communal lie to satisfy and appeal; that is what this marriage is.
The tale that was spun to force its truth, young lovers, together since birth, inseparable; it’s all a lie.
The truth is, the Queen of a small, yet powerful, nation, is confined in a marriage she never wished for. Her husband, the King of course, is a tyrant. Doing nothing more but bullying his way into her bed, into her personal matters, into her life. He once said: ‘A wife should have no secrets for her husband’. What he truly meant was: ‘a slave has no right to keep secrets from her master’.
In this strange country, where the King has so much more power than the Queen ever will, there is only one who is undeniably and indefinitely on the Queen’s side.
Heechul: Welcome bitches ~ I’m Heechul and tonight I’ll be hosting the reunion special you’ve been waiting for.
Key: /struts out as a crew member drags out a chair for him to sit in/ Make way peasant the queen has arrived~
Heechul:/what the hell/ Um wait what the fuck is this?
Key: Your co-host /smiles as he sits flawlessly/
Heechul: Um excuse me? I think you’re mistaken. If you’re looking for the “bad girls club” they’re down ratings.
Key: And if you’re looking for “Botched” I can call and have you set up an appointment. Your nose is looking a little crooked.
Heechul:/sips his tea/ And so is that hairline
Key:/scoffs/ Someones having a dry spell
Heechul: Jonghyun your bitch is barking!
Key:/lets out a petty laugh as he looks at the camera/ You’ve watched them shit..you’ve watched them grow. Army I give you BTS!
BTS:/comes out all fly as fuck/
Heechul:/looking at himself in the mirror touching his nose/ Nose crooked my ass~
Key: So boys it’s been quite a while since we’ve last seen you, what have you been up to?
Namjoon: We’ve been doing great~ I mean we’ve been on tour and recently won a billboard award. Its just been crazy and hectic in a good way. Our time has been mainly consumed with hard work you know preparing for our next album.
Jimin:/smiling as he happily shows off the billboard award/
Namjoon:/chuckles/ He hasn’t put it down since we won
Heechul:/laughs/ That’s so cute
Hoseok: And Jungkook hasn’t put him down since../forgets what he what he was gonna say cause he high af/
Jungkook:/holding Jimin/ Hyung I have no idea what you’re talking about?
Key: Wait…I thought Jimin was with Suga and jungkook was with v?
Heechul: /scratches his head/ Did..we miss something?
Jimin:/laughs/ It’s complicated~
V:/expensive laugh and talks in a rich high voice/ Oh yeah you did~/crosses his legs as he pushes his Gucci shades up and sits in his expensive fur coat/
Jin:/sighs shaking his head/
Heechul: Um..V…you seem different..
V: You know I just feel like this year is about, like, the year of realizing things and stuff. You knoooooow?
Key:/whispers to Heechul/ why is he talking like that?
Jin: Taehyung has been on a bit of a ..how do you say..Gucci High
Yoongi: Everything he has must be Gucci..at first we uh thought nothing of it you know. We just thought “oooh heey it’s just clothes..it’s just a brand” but oooooh were we wrong
V: You know you’re just too much hyung~ he’s just ungrateful of what I’ve done for them
Yoongi: YOU BURNED ALL OF OUR CLOTHES AND REPLACED THEM WITH GUCCI
V: /sighs/ I helped you..I helped all of you~
Yoongi:/scoffs/ Yeah right
V: WELL HAVEN’T WE ALL BEEN LOOKING FLY AS FUCK LATELY?! AND WHO DO YOU HAVE TO THANK FOR THAT?
Jungkook: No one!You literally dressed Jimin by force this morning
Jimin:/in a small voice/ Yeah..he…he did
V: Well at Least I’m not on steroids /glares at Jungkook/
Hoseok:/laughs all chill/ I knew it
Jungkook: Bitch you don’t know shit! My muscles are as real and natural as Jimin’s ass
Jimin:Jibooty is all real and natural~ I even joined Sehun’s twerk team
Yoongi:/offended/ OH SO YOU’RE TWERKING WITH SEHUN NOW? WHAT ABOUT ME?
Jimin: /pouts as he sighs/ Come on don’t be like that
Yoongi: WHO’S GONNA SHAKE THAT ASS WITH ME NOW?
Hoseok: Me bitch these hips do not lie
Jin:/pulls out a a bottle of vodka opening it/
Key:/gasps/ Jin when did you start drinking?
Heechul:/notices Jin’s sudden dark demeanor and choice of style/ Jin what the hell are you wearing? /gasps/ Are you going through menopause?
Jin: No you dumbass! Since the show started these little assholes have been driving me crazy and namjoon /sighs as he sips his vodka/ his ass just…
Namjoon: Jin’s just under a lot of stress that’s all
Hoseok: YO JOON I GOT THIS BLUNT MAN YOU WANT TO GO BLAZE AFTER THIS?
Jin:/drinking his vodka/ I mean do you not hear this shit?! And fucking Namjoon started a fire in the shower this morning…a fucking fire..LIKE HOW DOES ONE EVEN DO THAT?!
Heechul:/looks into the camera as if he’s in the office/
Key: And I thought suho was fucked..
Jin: AND DID YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE A GRANDSON APPARENTLY? FUCKING TAEHYUNG AND JUNGKOOK DECIDED THEY WERE GONNA ADOPT WINWIN! I’M A FUCKING GRANDMA
Jungkook:/stands up holding jimin like he’s a puppy/ UM JUNGKOOK DIDN’T AGREE TO ANYTHING /turns to taehyung/ The fuck is he talking about?!
Jimin:/face flushed/ YOONGI HYUNG TELL HIM TO PUT ME DOWN!
Yoongi: OH NOW YOU WANT ME ?!
V: Oh now you want to talk about our son?
Jungkook: Don’t you fucking start with me! He’s not mine!
V: I was better off as a single parent anyways YOU DEADBEAT!
Key: Hoseok looks like he wants to say something!
Hoseok:/seriously lost in thought/ Why do we get IN a car but ON a bus?
Jin: I’m fucking out of here /gets up and walks off/
Namjoon: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?!
Jin: TO KEN’S /keeps walking/
Namjoon: THE HELL YOU AREN’T /gets up storming after him/
Jimin:/pouts/ eomma and appa are mad~
Yoongi:/watching hoseok/… Dude…what the hell are you on?
Hoseok:/smokes his blunt/ some bad stuff dude
Jungkook:/arguing with Taehyung like he on an episode of maury/
Jimin:/trying to wiggle his little body out of Kookies strong grip/
Key: And that’s all the time we have folks!Thanks for watching this trainwreck~ I need a drink /gets up and leaves along with Heechul as chaos errupts on set/
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Smells like Teen Spirit - i am a sucker for slowburn and reckless teenagers!! i started this fic last week (n got busy rip) but i’m waiting to continue reading it hehe, and so far, it’s amazing!
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Running Home - mama!au, kyungsoo is a cute little dork talking to plants, jongin is pining. ‘weird tree kid’, i live for weird ksoo. someone send help. admin down. i repeat admin d[o]wn.
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hello hello can i see some cuddling with hinata please~? i could like maybe um make a video for you eyyyy (even though you're basically a character i use for every single video now?) oh, and how do you feel about me just shitposting you with hinata 24/7? am i accurate? *winkwonk*
[Do you like France? Do you like Scotland? Do you like England? Do you like queens with a heart of gold that don’t understand the evils of the world because they love too much? Then do I got the Assassin for you! Puppet here, bringing you a Mary Queen of Scots OC to this fandom! Like or reblog if you’d be interested in rping with her!]