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“Look, J. Jonah Jerkhead is besmirching your boyfriend’s name again!” Tony stated, placing a tablet in front of you open to a news article that read “Spider-Menace strikes again!”
You looked up at Tony with an unamused expression. “He’s not my boyfriend,” you stated.
“That’s only because both you and him are two shy to make the first move. So do it already!” Tony stated.
“You only showed this to me to open it up for you to nag me to ask him out,” you realized.
“Oh, did Y/N finally ask the Spider-kid out?” Clint asked, poking his head into the room.
“No!” you replied.
“I wish,” Tony said at the same time you spoke. “Clint, tell her she and Spidey would make a cute couple.”
“The cutest,” Clint agreed.
“Come on, does everyone know about my little crush?” you asked.
“Let’s see,” Tony said, leaving the room and coming back with Steve. “Steve, you’re oblivious as heck when it comes to flirting.”
“Tony,” Steve said in a warning tone.
“Who does Y/N have a crush on?” Tony gestured to you.
“Spider-Man,” Steve replied, confused as to why Tony was asking him.
“See, even Steve knows!”
You let out a frustrated grunt. “Yes, I have a crush on Spider-Man. No, I’m not going to ask him out.”
“You leave me no choice. Time to bring in the big guns.” A few moments later, a confused but cute teenager waked in. “Y/N, Peter Parker. AKA Spider-Man. AKA your new boyfriend. Have fun!”
Tony, Clint, and Steve left the room, leaving just you and Peter.
“So, uh, would you like to go on a date?” Peter asked, seeming rather shy. “I do think you’re pretty cute, and, uh, you apparently like me, so…”
You smiled. “Yeah, let’s go on a date,” you said.