it’s my super athletic friend’s birthday today and she challenged me to take an ice bath because i’d never done it before. 10 minutes in 80 pounds of ice and 0 words of complaint. 

christine: 1 lyzan: 0 

happy birthday doe boo, love you to death. 

Dear Lyzan,

I thought you hated me or something because you (and Ariana) didn’t respond to my Facebook message and you never called me and I didn’t get to hang out with you. But you/Ariana just called me via Skype so I guess all is, uh, good. Plus that Facebook wall post was pretty amusing.

I have a present for you.

When are we going to meet up?

I am very hungry and I need to go eat dinner, so this is all I’ve got to say for now.