I thought you hated me or something because you (and Ariana) didn’t respond to my Facebook message and you never called me and I didn’t get to hang out with you. But you/Ariana just called me via Skype so I guess all is, uh, good. Plus that Facebook wall post was pretty amusing.
I have a present for you.
When are we going to meet up?
I am very hungry and I need to go eat dinner, so this is all I’ve got to say for now.