(5) because apparently I'm not done. That $300 to save? That's if you don't have friends to buy birthday presents for. That's if you spend no money on gas or drinks for meeting people to network (non optional expense). Minus from that 300 (which btw, I've been lowballing with my budget here) the expense of owning a cat. Of paying for parking in this stupid city and GOD FORBID you have an unplanned for expense like a parking ticket or a medical emergency. So yeah, suck a nut.
I love Diya. We should all love Diya. Suck a nut.