Love mode

  • someone: hi michael
  • michael: did you know i'm going to be a father? dude, i'm gonna have a baby. that's crazy. in-in a few more months there's gonna be a kid that's mine that exists out in this world. like i'm gonna have a daughter and she's gonna say "goo goo ga ga" and she'll wear diapers and drink bottles and shit and me and lindsay are gonna have no life because we'll have a baby and our baby's gonna grow up and then there are gonna be TWO people i love that i have to keep from accidentally killing themselves out of clumsiness and--hey where are you going