I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women…you know, maybe. One of them might be a guy later, it’s possible. It could happen. Some day one of my daughters will say “Dad, I’m really a guy.” And I’ll be like “All right well, let’s get you a dick. Let’s get you a dick, honey. I’m gonna get you the nicest dick in town. Nothing’s too good for my little girl.”
—  Louis C.K