Lol blaine

anonymous asked:

What do you hate about Klaine?

Anon, you’ve opened the floodgates. I hope you’re ready to be swept away by a massive rant. 

Back in the second season, around the time of the episode, Never Been Kissed, and the episode where Kurt and Blaine sang a lively and cute rendition of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”, I was fully on-board with the idea of Kurt and Blaine becoming a couple. Blaine represented something Kurt needed at the time; a charming sort of older mentor figure who could help Kurt to feel safe and secure and comfortable with who he was after Dave Karofsky made him fear for his life. 

Then… things started going awry. 

Kurt obviously had feelings for Blaine, and wanted to take things a step further. But, Blaine was interested in another man, this employee at a Gap store. And, he enlisted the Warblers and Kurt to help him publicly serenade this older, closeted man at his workplace with a very lewd and overtly sexual song that wound up getting the man fired. Which, Blaine showed very little remorse for. That was weird, and you could argue that Blaine is kind of oblivious, which might make his actions understandable. 

But, things just continued to devolve from there. 

Blaine instructed Kurt not to try out for solos, despite taking every solo for himself. 

Blaine instructed Kurt, flamboyant and ostentatious Kurt, not to stand out, even though Blaine, himself, would jump on top of furniture to draw attention to himself. 

He derided Kurt’s appearance, stating that Kurt had all the sex appeal of a “baby penguin”, and creepily overstepped boundaries by suggesting to Burt Hummel, Kurt’s father, that he should give Kurt “the talk”. 

He decided that he had feelings for Rachel after sharing a drunken kiss with her and singing a drunken duet with her, and dismissed Kurt’s criticisms of this impulsive behavior by insisting that he could be bi… only to determine at the end of the episode that he definitely wasn’t anything other than gay. 

Blaine was not at all impressed with the kilt Kurt designed to wear to the junior prom, and attempted to talk Kurt out of wearing it. You could argue that Blaine, who previously had issues with being harassed due to his sexuality, was trying to prevent another such altercation. But, Darren Criss played it as Blaine being a douchebag, especially when you compare Blaine’s reaction to Finn’s, who vocally approved of the kilt. 

At this point, I was no longer on-board with Klaine in any way, shape, or form. I honestly wanted Blaine to be removed from the show entirely, especially after his persisting presence caused the writers to abandon what could have been one of Glee’s most profound and emotionally moving story lines (that of Dave Karofsky). So, when I realized that Blaine was, in fact, sticking around through season three, I jumped ship. 

I created a Tumblr account in 2011, however, so I was able to keep up with the asinine plot threads the show attempted to weave during this time period. And, predictably, things with Kurt and Blaine only continued to get worse. 

Sebastian, a new Dalton Academy Warbler, wants to get into Blaine’s pants, and makes this quite clear to Blaine. Blaine has coffee dates with him, anyway, and even goes so far as to sexy-dance with him in front of Kurt, at a gay bar. 

After this, an intoxicated Blaine attempts to force himself on Kurt in the back of either his or Kurt’s car. Kurt vocally and physically resists, saying “no” multiple times, but Blaine refuses to oblige and Kurt actually has to push Blaine off of him. A riled up Blaine holds Kurt responsible and insists that he’s “sorry for trying to be spontaneous and fun”, before sulking off. 

This was the straw that broke the camel’s back for a me, and a lot of other people who were already either vehemently opposed to, or side-eyeing this travesty of a “relationship”. 

As I’ve already covered, though… things with Kurt and Blaine never improved. They continued to degenerate and become not just unhealthy, but outright abusive in several instances. 

This is an excellent post that delves into further detail of how Blaine is a selfish, controlling, emotionally manipulative piece of work that Kurt should have dumped to pursue any of his many other options, during the third season. 

If this isn’t enough to make Blaine/Klaine worthy of being hated, however, Blaine cheats on Kurt in season four, and blames Kurt for it. 

so I love my mom and she says some of the best stuff ever but one of my favorite things she’s done is stop watching g/lee like a minute into episode 4x05 because B/laine sang hopelessly devoted and she was like “he cheated on him that’s not hopelessly devoted” and turned off the tv and stopped watching g/lee from that moment out lol

Me: *browsing through the SamxKurt FFN tag*

 *narrows eyes*

Is that…

*mouth thins*

a blam story where Kurt is the villain?

*bares teeth and growls*


You can make a lot of people the bad guy. But DO NOT make the person who has literally never done any of the things that this story says he does, do those things, and let the person who actually canonically HAS DONE THOSE THINGS be the good guy who has to fight those bad things.

Example:

Canon. Blaine tells Kurt to tone it down, and not raise his hand, while being a hypocrite who can dance on the fucking furniture

Fanon: Kurt is telling Blaine to never talk about stuff that interests him and to stop eating (and in the extreme ones, Blaine is his slave and he locks him up and Sam has to save him)


Like listen, us people who don’t like Blaine, we have plenty of canon reasons why we don’t like Blaine. The people who think that Blaine is amazing and Kurt is the problem, they have to take HIS behavior and put it on Kurt. Which is sad.


(Blaine didn’t tell Kurt to stop eating but he tried to fatten him up. So. yeah.)

elsacriss-deactivated20150101  asked:

hi, klainer here. i can understand why ppl would be upset about blaine's pushing kurt in the car after scandals, but the fact is that he did apologize. just because you won't accept it as an "actual" apology doesn't erase that it was there. also, i'd like to point out that that incident didn't haunt kurt, but karofsky's bullying clearly did (until he forgave him finally, of course). i don't mean to come off as rude or trying to pick a fight, so i apologize if i did. :/

Blaine did not just push Kurt in the car, he tried to have sex with Kurt in the car without his consent. He didn’t even stop when Kurt said no multiple times. What if Kurt didn’t have enough strength to physically push himself away from Blaine? Blaine could have raped Kurt right there.

Last time I checked, Blaine did not apologize to Kurt. He admitted that he was drunk, but he did not apologize. It seemed that he blamed his behaviour on alcohol. Being drunk is not a valid excuse for him to be an inconsiderate and disrespectful ass even if he regretted his behaviour later on. I don’t care how drunk Blaine was, no means no. Blaine couldn’t even offer a proper and sincere apology, even simple apologies like ‘I’m sorry Kurt. There’s no excuse for my behaviour’ or ‘I’m sorry Kurt. I know I was wrong’, is it that too hard to say? 

Maybe the incident didn’t haunt Kurt but a sexual assault is a sexual assault. In the end, I would choose someone who is honest and never attempts to justify and tone down his actions. So between Blaine and Dave, I’d choose Dave.  

What Santana should have said

“Kurt, maybe it didn’t work out between you and Blaine because your relationship is more toxic than a chemical plant. Maybe it didn’t work out between you and Blaine because he cheated on you, and you should have walked away from him then and there instead of taking him back. Maybe it didn’t work out because Blaine is a manipulative, lying, immature child who thinks he’s entitled to everything and has an ego so inflated, it gives Rachel’s a run for her money. Maybe it didn’t work out because Blaine doesn’t treat you the way you should be treated, because all he ever did was walk all over you and treat you like an inferior, which is ridiculous because you’re Kurt fucking Hummel and you deserve everything good that happens to you. Maybe it didn’t work out because Blaine just makes you miserable. Yes, I understand you’re hurting, but you should be with someone who makes you as happy as Brittany makes me. Believe me Kurt, you can do so much better. So, just quit chasing after Blaine because you are the biggest, brightest diamond. And he isn’t even a fucking pebble.”

See, I know a lot of people, Kurt stans especially, are pissed off at Santana for what she said, but I’m not because the Santana that I grew to admire on this show was the one who said that she was a hardcore friend. The Santana that I admire was the one who told Kurt (and Rachel) that she had love for him and thought of him as family. The Santana I admire was the one who grew to care about the guys in Glee club and stuck up for them and would always tell them to get their crap together in her Santana way because she loves those guys and she wants to see them happy, no matter how much of a bitch she says she is. The Santana that I admire is the one who would’ve said all that to Kurt if the Glee writers weren’t offensive as all hell and knew how to properly write a television show. So yeah, the writers are the ones I’m mad at because it wouldn’t have been hard to write that scene that way, but those guys just love being offensive dicks, so of course they had Santana insult Kurt while bringing Chris’s own physical appearances into play. Not to mention, they had her seem like she’s on Team Blaine, which is ridiculous because I was sure it was a given that Santana didn’t even give a shit about that overgrown child. But the Glee writers just love upsetting people, so what can I say?

anonymous asked:

Sorry if you've answered this before but how come you don't like Kurt and Blaine I didn't watch past s2 of glee but I'm curious?

My problem lies with Blaine.

In their relationship, Blaine plays victims most of the times and have made kurt look like a bad guy. Blaine cheated on Kurt while Kurt lives in NY and saying he was alone when he was the one who encouraged him to go to New York in the first place. He accused him cheating on him with Elliot. He forced Kurt to have sex in the back seat of the car because he was trying to perform better and even though he was drunk it’s still no excuse. We’ve heard Kurt saying “NO” and “Stop it” several times and blaine didn’t care. Blaine didn’t even apologized for that? He apologized TO RACHEL for not being a better Tony NOT KURT.

Blaine is also a hypocrite. He said the Finchel kiss in Nationals at the end of s2 was unprofessional when also in s2, Blaine was serenading a guy at his workplace. In s2, he was getting his warblers to be sexy and in s3 ep 8, for sectionals, saying his body is not for sale.

I think it’s better to read this long long summary post. Bottom line, Kurt deserves better and Blaine could just walk off the cliff. And I never hate a character like i do with Blaine.

Thank you for releasing the bitter Glee fan in me. 

tagging @kurtsbastians bc i know she loves me.

Kadam Fic: All’s Faire In Love and War (1/1)

Title: All’s Faire In Love and War
Pairing(s), Characters(s): Kadam, Kurt Hummel, Adam Crawford, Blaine Anderson, Original Characters
Rating: PG13 
Genre(s): slight canon divergence, major lol Klaine and Blaine (I mean this - am not at all nice to him here. 
Parts: 1/1

Summary:  Taking a summer job at the New York Renaissance Faire provides some interesting opportunities for Kurt, both professionally and personally.

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This is something that I’ve had sitting on my hard drive for some time and wanted to share. It’s an offshoot of my misspent youth as a Rennie and proud member of the International Wenches Guild at the NY Renaissance Faire at Sterling Forest (with the corset scars and compromising photos to prove it). Some of this is based on my real experiences in attending the faire and the friendships I made their with my fellow Rennies and the members of the cast.

It’s a slight AU, where Kurt did not meet Adam at NYADA and they meet for the first time at the faire. It’s a one parter now, but I may expand on it later. Ta!

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I may be a bitter as fuck Kurt stan:

But at least my fave never

  1. Dropped out of his dream school
  2. Failed out of his dream school
  3. Cheated on anyone
  4. stalk anyone
  5. Harass anyone for a job or school
  6. Sexually Assault anyone
  7. Drop out of Broadway because he had an undeserved and over weighed huge selfish ego
  8. Purposely and hatefully attack and bully someone
  9. Blame his misfortune on the world
  10. Supports his own self and dreams without being babied and food fed success.
  11. Works hard for every fucking thing he gets, not ONCE has ANYONE helped him get anything.
  12. Every accomplishment he got was hard earned. Not magically fall into his lap because he is a special snowflake.
  13. He never needs people to constantly kiss his ass and wipe his tears when he fails
  14. Even though never gets support from his ‘friends’ yet he still gives them his 100% love and support because he is too good of a person.

And what he does do is awesome accomplishments and hard earned unlike some special snow flakes.

  1. Is at Nyada, a place Rachel quit and Bland dropped out of and now both of them are now feeling sorry for themselves cause of it.
  2. Works at vogue as an intern and is highly respected there
  3. Has a job to pay his bills
  4. Has his own successful cover band even though his 'friends and 'fiance’’ never supported him
  5. Manage to pay for his loft even when his roommates kept abandoning him there with the rent and bills
  6. Is a strong and independent person who not once needed the Glee club to come help him because he was 'struggling’
  7. Has written a play that he will be showing
  8. Is a hero and saved someone from being bashed.
  9. Can sing in many ranges and honestly is very underused. 
  10. Looks like a straight up angel
  11. Can cook good af even if Blee wanna forget it. Season 1 and 2 Kurt cooking is canon 
  12. Fashionista like his wardrobe when he isnot around Bland is alwas sexy and sophisticated and on point,
  13. He is killer at fixing cars
  14. He is an amazing friend and idgaf Glee dont deserve him
  15. It is canon that more guys were into Kurt than Blaine.
  16. Kurt Hummel is a gay Icon character before  Blaine even existed
  17. Chris Colfer won awards playing Kurt Hummel
  18. Kurt Hummel and what he stand for will always outshine Klaine no matter what delusional shippers think.
  19. Kurt hummel is imperfectly perfect.
  20. He is my idol.
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"Coffee's better in New York, anyway." - Lesbiannaisanna - Glee [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Glee
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Kurt Hummel & Chandler Kiehl, Kurt/Happiness, Kurt/NYC
Characters: Kurt Hummel, Chandler Kiehl
Additional Tags: mentions of Finn’s death (barely mentioned), mentions of Klaine, Mentions of Blainofsky, Fix-It-Fic, Episode: s06e03 Jagged Little Tapestry, yes that episode, Not Klaine Friendly, chandler convinces kurt to go back to NYC, NYADA boys love Kurt, free kurt, mentions of chandler’s crush on Kurt, not klaine or blaine friendly, Not Blaine Friendly, placed somewhere indefineably after Santana’s rant
Series: Part 2 of Glee Fix-It-Fics
Summary:

Kurt Hummel is getting a cup of coffee in a place where the zombies of his dreams are still almost walking. Maybe it’s time to leave them behind.

-

“Kurt felt a laugh being ripped from his throat. “Really?”
“Oh yeah. Might be the reason someone torched the place recently, actually. They didn’t want Anderson to be a teacher there,” Chandler giggled.
Kurt’s chuckling tapered off. He looked into his coffee cup, and as he considered the swirls of coffee and milk, said, “I remember my dad telling me I looked like I was being driven to my execution. He was the one driving the car.”

He needs to stop holy shit.  It’s been covered that Darren Criss obviously just goes to events and talks about lgbt+ issues not only ignorantly but as a publicity point, because if he actually cared and wanted to help he’d do more than just show up and say incorrect information.  Maybe he’d donate like many other people do, or at least get his fucking facts straight.  But besides the fact that he just ‘all lives matter’ed the Trevor Project, he even still went on to talk about Blaine Anderson as if that guy helped anyone.

Did Blaine go through a struggle?  No.  Did he get held responsible for his actions?  No.  He was a horrible character and I have never seen or heard of anyone in the lgbt+ community say that he was a good representation.  I have seen several people talk about people they know and have seen online or even talked to briefly that are part of the community all say that even if they’re polar opposites they find Kurt to be better representation and more relatable because of his growth and actual struggles.

Blaine was just as much bullshit as Darren Criss himself, except Darren is trying to pass his character and himself off as better than they are.

why does blaine throw all those papers at the beginning of “misery”? did he clean them up? probably not. he probably made someone else clean all them up. made them do all that work so he could make a dramatic entrance Fuck you blaine