Lol I need to stop

Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.
You claim to love her, inside and out, but the only time you call her beautiful is when it’s 3 in the morning and I’ve already turned you down.
—  girls tell each other everything, c.j.n.
Who from Achievement Hunter do you fight?
  • Geoff Ramsey: He could hold his own, but would probably be too drunk to care depending on the day. Fight him, you got this.
  • Jack Pattillo: why would you even want to fight Jack. He is the embodiment of puppies and kittens. Don't fight him what's wrong with you.
  • Ryan Haywood: no. Don't do it. He throws knives. You stand no chance. Do not fight.
  • Michael Jones: while Jack is the embodiment of puppies and kittens, Michael is the embodiment of a volcano. If he wants to fight you, you're fucked. Do not fight.
  • Ray Narvaez Jr: Fuckin do it. The dork would probably fall asleep halfway through. Fight the hell out of him.
  • Gavin Free: the dude weighs like eight pounds. You could blow on him and he'd probably fall over. You could take him. Fight 'em.