Lightning Thief

4

If you’re a normal kid, reading this because you think it’s fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe none of this ever happened.
But if you recognize yourself in these pages-if you feel something stirring inside- stop reading immediately. You might be one of us. And once you know that, it’s only a matter of time before THEY sense it too, and they’ll come for you.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

  • Clarisse:hey, PRISSY
  • Percy:*gets in a fight every five seconds*
  • Percy:*kills Fury without training*
  • Percy:*kills Minotaur without training*
  • Percy:*defeats Ares*
  • Percy:*holds up the sky*
  • Percy:*kills giants and titans in his sleep*
  • Percy:*survives Tartarus*
  • Percy:
  • Percy:bitch call me prissy one more time