Five Things The Director Says That Make The Stage Manager Cringe

“It’s been seven years since I did theater last. I mostly acted.”

“We’re adding projection.”

“We don’t have a script, but we don’t need one. We’ll wing it.”

“Eventually we’ll need someone to run the light…board…thing.”

“What does a stage manager do again?”

*Submitted by AK


New tech booth meta - don’t be in the tech booth. As a result of the remote focusing unit for the board ceasing function and needing to be out by the sound board to use the other controller for the moving lights we set up, I literally legged up a table on stools, put a stool on a box for me to sit on, and set up the board elevated behind the sound board. And it was fantastic.