Light Yagami

I JUST WATCHED DEATH NOTE WITH MY MOTHER

- SHE CALLED L “THE SAD ALIEN MAN”

- SHE ASKED ME WHY I COULDN’T BE LESS LIKE L AND MORE LIKE LIGHT

- AFTER EXPLAINING THAT LIGHT WAS KIRA, SHE SAID “THAT MAY BE SO, BUT AT LEAST HE HAS CLEAN SHOES”

- “WHO’S THE MONSTER?” “OH, YOU MEAN RYUK?” “NO NO NO, I KNOW WHO RYUK IS, I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE WEIRD DETECTIVE. IS HE EVEN REAL?”

GOOD QUESTION MUM ONE THAT I HAVE BEEN ASKING MYSELF FOR A LONG TIME

- SHE WANTS ME TO BUY A PAIR OF KHAKIS IM GONNA SCREAM

- “WHAT A GOOD BOY” (REFERRING TO LIGHT YAGAMI, WHO IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A GOOD BOY WHAT AN ASSHOLE)

- “WHY DO YOU BOTHER COSPLAYING WHEN YOU WAKE UP EVERY MORNING LOOKING LIKE THE SAD ALIEN MAN?”

THANKS MUM

(we’re watching cowboy bebop next oh god)

  • L:you're kira
  • Light:hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...