anonymous asked:

What would camp be like if it was a musical?

Nico: Aah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, “Broadway Musicals of the 1940s.” No roommate to bother me. How could it get any better than this?

Jason: Oh,hi Nico!

Nico: Hi Jason

Jason: Hey Nico, you’ll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning. This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

Nico: That’s very interesting.

Jason: He was being real friendly, and I think he was coming on to me. I think he might’ve thought I was gay!

Nico: Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don’t care. What did you have for lunch today?

Jason: Oh, you don’t have to get all defensive about it.

Nico: I’m NOT getting defensive! What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I’m trying to read.

Jason: Oh, I didn’t mean anything by it, Nico.  I just think it’s something we should be able to talk about.

Nico: I don’t want to talk about it, Jason! This conversation is over!!!

Jason: Yeah, but…

Nico: OVER!!!

Jason: Well, okay, but just so you know — IF YOU WERE GAY THAT’D BE OKAY. I MEAN ‘CAUSE, HEY, I’D LIKE YOU ANYWAY. BECAUSE YOU SEE, IF IT WERE ME, I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY (BUT I’M NOT GAY.)

~*~*~*

Piper: Take me for what I am. Who I was meant to be.  And if you give a damn, take me baby or leave me. No way, can I be what I’m not, but hey, don’t you want your girl hot? Oh, don’t fight, don’t loose your head ’cause every night who’s in your bed? Who? Who’s in your bed? Kiss pookie

Annabeth: It won’t work, I look before I leap. I love margins and discipline. I make list in my sleep baby, whats my sin? Never quit. I follow through. I hate mess but I love you. What do with my improptu baby? So be wise ‘cause this girl satisfies. You got a prize but don’t compromise your one lucky baby!

~*~*~*~

Jason: Agony! Far more painful than yours, When you know she would go with you if there only were doors.

Jason and Percy:  Agony! Oh, the torture they teach!

Jason: What’s as intriguing-

Percy: Or half so fatiguing-

Jason and Percy: As what’s out of reach?

~*~*~*~

Calypso: I used to dream that I would meet a prince. But God Almighty, have you seen what’s happened since? Master of the house? Isn’t worth my spit! Comforter, philosopher’ and lifelong shit! Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire, thinks he’s quite a lover but there’s not much there. What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse. God knows how I’ve lasted living with this bastard in the house!

Leo: Master of the house!

Calypso: Master and a half!

Leo: Comforter, philosopher

Calypso: Don’t make me laugh!

Leo: Servant to the poor, butler to the great

Calypso: Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!

Everyone: Everybody bless the landlord! Everybody bless his spouse!

Leo:Everybody raise a glass

Calypso: Raise it up the master’s arse

Everybody: Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!

  • Rick Riordan:hey look, Nico had a crush on Percy
  • Tumblr:*starts shipping Percico*
  • Rick Riordan:hey look, Nico is over Percy and Percy loves Annabeth
  • Tumblr:*is sad*
  • Rick Riordan:hey look, Jason and Nico are really close
  • Tumblr:*starts shipping Jasico*
  • Rick Riordan:Hey look, Jason and Piper are so in love
  • Tumblr:*is sad*
  • Rick Riordan:hey look, Leo and Nico are standing next to each-
  • Tumblr:*panics* *starts shipping valdangelo*
  • Rick Riordan:hey look, Leo really is in love with Calypso
  • Tumblr:*breaks down and starts to cry*
  • Rick Riordan:Oh no
  • Rick Riordan:Oh no
  • Rick Riordan:don't cry, my babies, I will make gay boy for Nico. here, this is Will Sol-
  • Tumblr:SOLANGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Rick Riordan:...
  • Rick Riordan:what have i done

anonymous asked:

Leo and his tool belt

I’m laughing so hard please God save me before I start crying

I’m going to hell for this omfg

•When they got back Calypso broke up with Leo the moment she saw Reyna so Leo solved his problems by making out with his tool belt

•After a few heated make-out sessions they became a thing

•Leo named the tool belt Beyoncé Shakira Minaj

•He also drew a face on it

•Sometimes they do double dates with Jason and that brick aka Phoebe

•Leo tried to fuck the belt once but a wrench fell out and landed on his dick

•He had to pay the entire Apollo cabin so that none of them would tell anyone why he was in the infirmary

•He is very broke now

•Annabeth tried to communicate with Leo once but everybody convinced her it was a lost cause

•Nobody likes to bring up Leo and Beyoncé Shakira Minaj at family dinners anymore

Now if you’ll excuse me I must go and burn in hell for this

  • *phone rings*
  • Percy:Everybody shut up!!! *answers phone* Hi mom.
  • Hazel:HIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Piper:Come back to bed.
  • Leo:*various sex noises*
  • Frank:Tell her I said hi.
  • Jason:AYE! Pass the weed!
  • Nico:*ranting curse words in Greek, Italian, and English alike*
  • Annabeth:PERCY PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!!
The boys training at camp
  • Jason:man, the weather is warm
  • Percy:I'm too hot
  • Leo:hot damn!
  • Nico:what?
  • Jason:oh! I get it
  • Frank:...called the police and a fireman
  • Percy:I'm too hot!
  • Leo:hot damn!
  • Jason:make a dragon wanna retire, man
  • Nico:what is going on.
  • Percy:I'm too hot!
  • Jason & Frank:hot damn!
  • Leo:say my name, you know who I am!
  • Nico:STOP.
  • Annabeth:hey guys, what's going on?
  • Nico:ANNABETH MAKE THEM STOP.
  • Annabeth:stop what?
  • Percy:I'm too hot!
  • Jason, Frank, & Leo:hot damn!
  • Annabeth:
  • Annabeth:
  • Annabeth:am I bad 'bout that money
  • Percy:BREAK IT DOWN
  • Nico:*leaves*
  • Jason:*holding a doll that looks like Will Solace and speaks in a voice trying to mimick Will's* "You owe me at least three days in the infirmary. Starting now."
  • *holds Nico's doll and mimicks Nico's voice* "T-three days? I suppose that would be okay."
  • *Leo enters the Zeus Cabin*
  • Leo: ...Are you acting out the last scene of Nico's POV with dolls?
  • Jason: How long have you been there?
  • Leo: Ten seconds.
  • Jason: Then yeah, just the last scene.