>be me

>about 13 years old

>basically naivete incarnate still

>just discovered the world of fanfiction.net

>have an account and a few stories posted so far

>currently working on a fanfic of Spirited Away

>get a comment one day

>commenter asks if I can put lemons in my story

>I think it’s an odd request but will do anything to please a fan

>write the next chapter acknowledging the lemon request and say that the chapter WILL CONTAIN LEMONS

>about halfway through the chapter I wrote a giant duck running past the protagonist with an armful of lemons

>duck says “MY lemons” then runs off

>feel pleased with myself at having granted my fan’s request

>years later I find out there’s another meaning for lemon in the fanfic world

>lemons are sex scenes

>my commenter was asking me to put a sex scene in my story

>at 13 years old I unintentionally trolled the shit out of some random person


“Mr.Lupin, it’s your turn, now” Flitwick said to a 7th year Remus ‘Moony’ Lupin. He took a few steps and stood in the middle of the classroom and thought of his happiest memories. Meeting the others, days after the full moon when mysterious piles of chocolate appeared on his bed with little notes from Padfoot, their pranks and just everyday that he got to spend with his best friend “Expecto patronum!” Moony waved his wand and a silvery werewolf burst from the tip of his wand. “Wow!” “That’s so cool!” most of the class was amazed at his patronus being a werewolf except for his 3 best friends who were laughing their asses off. Remus went over and kicked the wall.