League of Legends

pantheon: this is my girlfriend, leona, and this is leona’s girlfriend, diana.

diana: hello.

taric: hey, oh…wait, sorry. what’s the situation?

pantheon: what do you mean?

taric: how does this work?

pantheon: leona is gay but she’s straight for me, but she’s gay for diana, and diana’s really gay for leona. and I hate diana.

leona: it’s not that complicated.