• Friend: Are you okay?
  • Me to myself: To my recollection, Eliza is the only character who has a pony tail in act two, which is kinda weird. Except, if you think about it, all the characters in act 1 are fighting in a war. But Eliza's battles are in act 2. Her husband's affair, the loss of her son, Alexander's death, and her 50 year struggle to preserve his legacy from the slandering of his enemies. She also had to raise 7 other children by herself and-
  • Me: I'm fine.
on a rainy day
  • <p> <b>john, pointing at the window:</b> fucking gay, man<p/><b>alex:</b> uhm you really shouldn't use the word gay to describe something bad - gay is not synonymous with shitty and, quite frankly, the weather can't even be gay cause it's no-<p/><b>john:</b> i was pointing at my reflection, dumbass<p/></p>
  • Lauren: Crap, we have a flat tire
  • Ally: What are we gonna do? We're still really far away!
  • Camila: Don't worry guys I put a spare in the trunk!
  • Normani: Camila I swear on my life, if I open the trunk and there's bowling pins set up back there I'm going to throw you all the way to Miami!
  • Lauren, Ally, Dinah & Normani: [glaring at Camila]
  • Camila: .......
  • Camila: Don't open the trunk

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Omg I just had this daydream of Burr. The ultimate photobomber. Tons of hamilsquad pics and in every single on Burr is just in the background photobombing. Some pictures it's like really obvious and others he's just in the back barely visible, but still there. He eventually cultivates the nickname PhotobombBurr


Alexander: Hey so um…I’m not really good at these things but I just wanted to say I really like you, and I was wondering if you would like to have dinner with me?

Laurens: Alexander are you asking me out?

Alexander: Yes.

Laurens: We’ve been married for 3 years!

Alexander: Is that a no then?