Laura Bonham

Dear family and friends,

the reason i am still single is because i’ve sold my soul to middle aged women, pls stop asking this every day of my life thanks

Do you ever just sit there and cry at the beauty of females?


Sweeney Todd + Hamlet: Act 3, Scene 2

“‘Tis now the very witching hour of night,
When churchyards yawn, and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world: now could I drink hot blood,
And do such bitter business as the day
Would quake to look on.”


“Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street” (2007)

Alan Rickman as Judge Turpin…

Judge Turpin is the reigning magistrate of London. Judge Turpin arrested and exiled Benjamin Barker to Australia, due to his infatuation with Barker’s wife, Lucy. Lucy is heartbroken, and becomes a recluse, never coming down from her home. At his house, during a masque ball, he drugs and then rapes Lucy, who tries to kill herself by drinking poison; she survives, but is driven insane and reduced to begging in the street.

Turpin then takes Barker’s infant daughter, Johanna, and raises her as his ward. He keeps her locked away from the world and spies on her through a peep-hole in her wall. When Johanna turns 15, Turpin offers her his hand in marriage. She refuses, to which he seems baffled. When he spots Anthony Hope with Johanna, he threatens to kill him if he ever returns…