Last summer as a teenager

STORY TIME

Okay so, this happened last summer. I thought I was home alone, so I did what every teenage girl does when they’re home alone. Baked brownies and danced to loud music in sexy time underwear. Chill, right? So anyway, I was now in my room, hardcore stripper dancing to Bang Bang (and let me tell you, I was getting down so hard that I would have Beyonce proud) Anywho, all of the sudden, my bedroom door swings open and there’s this 50+ year old man with a clipboard taking notes and he looks up, startled by the loud music to see me.  A pasty white teenage girl in red lace skippies, getting down, stripper style to a pop hit classic, Bang Bang. And there’s my mother, right behind him, looking like she wants to murder me. She reached around him and slammed the door, muttering apologies to this poor man. 

It was later explained to me that he was our realtor coming to take pictures of our house and such so we could put it on the market.  And 20 minutes after he left, he called and quit. So, we still haven’t sold our house. 

Sorry, fam. 

anonymous asked:

Could you please list some of your favourite harry potter fanfictions? :)

In all honesty I don’t bookmark nearly as many as I should! My favourite one at the moment is ‘Text Talk’, and I’ll list a few others that either I’ve read or ones that look good). 
We’re Not Gonna Die Like This 
This Thing I Did Last Summer
Raining, Cat and Dog
Teenage Kicks
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain (I’ve just started reading this and it seems pretty good!)
Cunning and Ambition (Harry Slytherin AU, seems interesting)
But I Was Being Serious! 

Does anyone have any other suggestions? I’m afraid I’m quite new at reading fanfics, I’ve only ever written them. If you have suggestions send them to my ask box? :)

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Scarborough Bluffs with my favourite person. Summer is starting, last weekend of being a teenager is perfect so far! Cannot ask for more beautiful weather :)

it finally just hit me that this is my last summer as a teenager.

but that means next summer I can legally gamble and I’m going to gamble is Las Vegas….and hangout with dean ambrose

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Family Pissed Off After Girl That Coaxed Guy Into Suicide Is Living It Up On Social Media! [Video]

By charlieblanko The family of Conrad Roy, a teenager allegedly coaxed into committing suicide last summer, is upset with the family of Michelle Carter, who is charged in connection with his death, who is free on bail.

Family Pissed Off After Girl That Coaxed Guy Into Suicide Is Living It Up On Social Media! [Video]

The family of Conrad Roy, a teenager allegedly coaxed into committing suicide last summer, is upset with the family of Michelle Carter, who is charged in connection with his death, who is free on bail.



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Can’t tour #SanDiego without visiting the #HotelDelCoronado. Walking through the #hotel reminded me of my last years as a teenager and summers were filled with vacationers and foreigners. Working here for 2 and a half yrs we’re pretty fun! #downmemorylane #tourist #foraweekend #LatePost #SundayNight #Coronado #SanDiego #California #SD #kittyburgh #lightsbyThomasEdison #CrownRoom #Lobby #CrownLights (at Hotel del Coronado)

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The city of Ferguson, Mo., is officially honoring the memory of black teenager Michael Brown who was killed last summer in a confrontation with police officer Darren Wilson — a violent struggle that multiple investigations found resulted in a justified shooting that left Brown dead. via Pocket
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Last day of high school

Well, I never thought this day would come! Finally after 14 years of school counting preschool and kindergarten. This day is coming tomorrow. My last day of High school! It’s a bitter sweet moment for me. I know I’m going to miss my friends but others I’m not going to miss. Anyone else feeling the same? What’s your best memory of high school? Class of 2015🎓🎉😊

Fucking Goddammit

Stop kicking me out and forcing me into a job. I’d like at least some of my last summer as a teenager to myself.