Sarah Paulson’s characters deserve better love interests

In Asylum, her girlfriend committed her to an Asylum

In Coven, her husband was a witch hunter

In Freak Show, her potential boyfriend pretended to like her, ran off with Emma Roberts, and got back with her in the last five minutes of the season. Her other love interest was a serial killer

In Hotel, her love interest was the alternate personality of a married serial killer

In Cult, her wife is (probably) part of a violent clown cult trying to gaslight her

I think I might watch Roanoke just to see her have a decent husband.