if i ever get close at a concert
  • harry:does anyone have a good joke they'd like to share?
  • me:ME ME ME ME PICK ME
  • harry:ok, you. what's your joke? *hands mic to security person*
  • me:*takes mic and clears throat while looking into louis' eyes* i am in fact straight
  • crowd:ayyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee
  • harry:ayyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee
  • security:ayyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeee
  • louis:ayyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee
  • world:ayyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee