if i ever get close at a concert
  • harry: does anyone have a good joke they'd like to share?
  • me: ME ME ME ME PICK ME
  • harry: ok, you. what's your joke? *hands mic to security person*
  • me: *takes mic and clears throat while looking into louis' eyes* i am in fact straight
  • crowd: ayyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee
  • harry: ayyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee
  • security: ayyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeee
  • louis: ayyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee
  • world: ayyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee