- Harry:Oh my god Lou. He's so hot
- His smile. His hair. His voice. Darling...did you hear that. He called her darling
- Louis:you do realise I'm right here love?
- Harry:"smash it lad." I WISH HE'D SMASH ME. He's like...the perfect combination of sexy and cute
- Louis:You do realise that I'm your boyfriend and I'm sitting right here ?
- Harry:I'm sorry Lou. He's just...I want to fuck him
- Louis:*straddles Harry, effectively blocking the TV*
- Harry:Boo, not now. I love you but my celebrity crush is setting X Factor on fire
- Louis:I am your celebrity crush you dickhead. We're the same person. Now, you going to fuck me or what?
- Harry:I'm going to fuck you. After I finish watching my sexy boyfriend advise Simon Cowell
- Louis:*sits back down beside Harry*
- Louis:At least call me sir when you fuck me
- Harry:Okay boo
- Louis:I hate you
- Harry:Shh. Sexy TV boyf is talking
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