voltron characters as things i have heard people actually say in my ap classes part two:

sendak: “i would willingly stab out my own eye with this pencil if it means i look more badass”

haxus: “sometimes i just look at myself in the mirror and think ‘holy shit i’m so attractive’ or ‘who the fuck dragged this piece of shit out of the garbage’ and there’s just no in between”

thace: “sometimes i sigh so loud that i’m genuinely surprised my lungs aren’t catapulted from my chest cavity”

prorok: “wow can you believe you get to breathe the same air as me ??? you must be blessed *finger guns*”

rolo: “wanna hear about the time i saw jesus after mixing four shots of caffeine with two red bulls and a redline ??? lol i don’t know how i’m alive either but i got my essay done in like twenty minutes”

nyma: “i got an 89 on the last essay and a 36 on the one we just got back and all i can say is get you a girl that can do both”

shay: “*shoving cloth into her bag from the theater department* i keep telling everyone that i own cats but it’s a lie. its a dirty dirty lie these are for the raccoons that visit my backyard. i also buy cat food for raccoons can you believe the predicament i’m in”

kolivan: “bitch i would punt you into the sun no hesitation”

ulaz: “my life is the bee movie except every time someone says ‘essay’ i die just a little more inside”

antok: “everyone says i’m a chill guy but my life is crashing down around me and my internal monologue is one giant keyboard smash on caps lock *takes sip of coffee*”

after seeing so many fics where tony is the one in awe and in his love with his partner, or he feels insecure in his fic thanks to all those misunderstanding fics that I’ve read (which is on me because I love angst with a happy ending), I want to see a fic where Tony’s partner is just,,, completely and utterly and OBVIOUSLY in love with him, like publicly ADORES him and isn’t ashamed of showing it mmmmm


my brain betrayed me when I was trying to work and started thinking of Silverflint Things that Aren’t a Kiss but Would Still Kill Me Dead and I now have a new list of things that I require for next season and/or the fic that will heal my soul after next season:

  • flint dropping one of his rings on the floor when he’s doing that nervous fidgeting of his fingers thing he does, silver finding it later and then, upon seeing flint, instead of just handing it over, delicately taking flint’s hand and slipping the ring on his finger, saying “I believe this belongs to you,” and then walking away with a smile on his face knowing he just #FuckedHimUp for the whole day/whole year/his whole life
  • ON THAT NOTE: silver taking off one of his necklaces before washing his hair, flint walking in with matters to discuss just as silver’s about to put it back on, flint insisting, “let me,” and then slowly moving silver’s hair out of the way and taking A LIL TOO LONG getting it closed around his neck. like just a LILLLLL too long :o)
  • ^^^ because they’re wounded. because they’re tired. because I said so.
  • “You missed some,” Flint says, gesturing to the top two buttons. Silver: [scratching his head] “Did I? Ah well. I think I hear Billy calling.”
  • if silver ever echoed/said some variation of the “I’m just wondering where you and I stand” line I’m pretty sure I’d collapse and die immediately
  • flint asking silver why he dragged him onto the beach that day. silver telling him what was going through his head in those moments and what it was like to sit on that beach waiting for flint to wake up. PLEASE.
  • silver and flint getting out of some really stressful situation and then just like……pausing somewhere to take a rest and…..pressing…..their foreheads together…..and holding each other up…..acquiring strength from one another as they catch their breath ʘ‿ʘ
  • “call me james”
  • ^^^ the most important
  • The Most™, all I truly care about, the Number One Thing™
  • @ me rest in peace
Imagine your boyfriend, Lucifer, not turning up for your birthday

Word count: 612

Warnings: Implied sexy times

A/N: Requests for one shots/imagines are still open boiiii! Also, sorry this fanfiction is really bad, I kinda just got bored, started writing with little to no idea of where the story was going to go and just went with it.

You sighed out loud as you carelessly pushed the cake around on its plate with a fork. Glancing up at the clock, another sigh escaped your mouth.

In 5 minutes the clock would strike midnight and it would no longer be your birthday meaning your boyfriend, Lucifer, didn’t turn up for a second of it. Even if he quickly popped in, gave you a kiss, wished you a happy birthday and then left, it would have been better than him completely standing you up. Maybe he just forgot it was even your birthday.

Anger flooded your body as the familiar sound of flapping winds filled your ears. When you laid your eyes on him, almost instantly Lucifer began to talk.

“Baby, I’m so sorry I couldn’t make it, the stupid demons were keeping me back in hell and-“ Lucifer rushed but paused when he looked at you and saw tears filling your eyes, “Y/N, baby? You’re crying,” concern laced his voice and he began to step closer to you. His arms reached out to hug you but you flinched away from his grasp causing a pained expression to flash over his face.

“Y-you promised you would come,” you managed to choke out. In that moment, Lucifer realised how much pain he had truly caused you.

Lucifer stepped forward but paused contemplating whether or not he should continue but when he heard another quiet sob escape your lips, he instantly ran over to you, engulfing your body in his arms.

You wanted more than anything to shrug him off and tell him to leave you alone but instead you leaned closer into his chest as he kissed the top of your head and ran his hands through your hair.

“I’m so sorry,” he whispered into your hair.

You and him had been planning this day for months. First you and Lucifer were going to watch the sunrise on the beach, he was then going to take you anywhere you wanted to go for lunch before taking you to a hotel in Paris and watching one of your favourite movies. It was going to be perfect.

You weren’t mad that he didn’t turn up though, in fact you fully understood that Lucifer, with running hell and all, wouldn’t have time to do things with you 24/7 and that he needed to be there to make sure that hell was running smoothly. You were just disappointed that you couldn’t go on the trip you had been waiting months for on your birthday.

“It’s okay Luci, I’m not mad,” you reassured him, placing a kiss to his neck after wiping away your tears. You knew it wasn’t Lucifer’s fault and that you were being too hard on him.

“You’re not?” Lucifer asked with a confused expression on his face.

“No, I mean, I’m kind of sad that we didn’t get to go on the trip and do all the stuff we planned for my birthday, I get that you needed to be in hell, without you it’d be well… hell down there, but we can do it some other time right?” you replied looking up at his shocked face.

“Father, of course we can, I love you!” Lucifer leaned down placing a kiss on your lips before pulling away, cupping your face and looking deeply into your eyes, his gaze filled with love, you could practically feel the grace radiating off of him causing you to giggle.

“I promise I will make it up to you,” he announced before pulling you into another passionate kiss.

“Bed?” you asked him with a wink causing him to smile.

“Bed,” he confirmed before taking your hand and following you.

(A/n:So you can drag me through hell, if it meant I could hold your hand, I will follow you, cause im under your spell and you can throw me to the flames, I will follow you, I will follow you… Anybody listen to BMTH? Oh my gosh, I should totally do a Lucifer x Reader song fanfic based on ‘follow you’, what do you guys think?)