“has-has anybody seen my brother?” judith announced as she stumbled down the familiar-looking streets, though a scared expression was written on her face. where was carl? he had just been taking care of her before the spell had been cast on her. now she needed to find him. she was terrified. “carl?!”

anonymous asked:

I don't understand why people are giving you shit. Honestly, I think you are doing much better than half the moms I have seen in our age group, and your kiddo's always look super happy in the pictures on your page. Keep up the good work, friend!

People always have something to say.
If I were still with Autumn’s dad and getting my face beat into the dashboard of his jeep, people would tell me I’m selfish for not leaving him and that I’m not thinking of the wellbeing of my child by allowing her to be in that environment.
If I were married to Tom still and stuck in my parents’ house because he didn’t want to work, didn’t want to take care of the kids while /I/ went to work, telling me he was going to kill my mom if she woke him up one more time to take care of 5 month old Gabriel, they’d tell me I’m stupid and need to get a divorce if I’m so unhappy.

If I were married to Kurt, people would say we did it too soon (which it would be, to be fair), but because we aren’t married, I’m not committed to my child’s father.

I can’t win which is why I really don’t care to make people on the internet happy. I post things to my blog so later, I can look back and laugh or see how far I’ve come from a bad situation I may have been in.

why do some people hate on makeup so much?? like first ok the people who wear it are wearing it for themselves not u and second have u ever tried to do those wings things?? that’s true art. u draw one too long and it’s like half ur face is flying away. have some respect for masterpieces when u see em.


What happened to Braeden and Derek? Are they still together? Did they break up?

This part of Revenge of The Sith breaks my heart(well actually the whole movie does). Anakin literally just got all of his remaining limbs cut off, got completely burned and is put into a suit that he will wear the rest of him life. Yet the first thing he asks is about Padmé. He doesn’t even take a second to look at his new body, all he cared about was her. ALSO the first thing Padmé says when she wakes up is “Is Anakin alright?” They care about each other so much, they have such a beautifully tragic love story:’(


All my Reylo AUs

Single parent Ben Solo moves in his new flat with his daughter, Amy, hoping their new life will be better than the one they left behind.

Trying to balance his work and taking care of his baby girl is hard, but he manages, even though his constant frowning and worrying and brooding don’t help his social life at all.

One day, when he’s outside his door trying to fish his keys out of his pocket withouth waking Amy up, his neighbour, a pretty young woman named Rey, walks up to him and offers help. Ben is a goner as soon as she smiles at him.

When he finds out she’s looking for a part time job, he asks her to baby-sit Amy, and she accepts. Very soon though Ben realises his mistake: the more he gets to know her, the harder he falls for her. Nevertheless he has no intention of acting on his feelings, thinking that Amy should deserve his complete attention and that Rey wouldn’t want a relationship with a father anyway.

If he could read Rey’s (and Amy’s) mind though he’d be surprised…

gone girl starters

below are random starters taken from/inspired by the novel Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn.

  • ❝Should I remove my soul before I come inside?❞
  • ❝Please don’t eat anything in that area.❞
  • ❝He is the kind of guy who carries himself like he gets laid a lot, a guy who likes women, a guy who would actually fuck me properly.❞
  • ❝I would like to be fucked properly.❞
  • ❝I sound quite slutty, don’t I?❞
  • ❝You look all twitchy.❞
  • ❝There’s no romantic present for wood.❞
  • ❝Go home, fuck her brains out, then smack her with your penis and scream, ‘There’s some wood for you, bitch.‘❞
  • ❝Seems lonely.❞
  • ❝The cat was sweet, but extremely stupid.❞
  • ❝Well you certainly take your time about it, don’t you?❞
  • ❝So how likely is it I’ll meet someone I love, much less someone I love enough to marry?❞
  • ❝'He’s doing what you tell him to do because he doesn’t care enough to argue,’ I think. 'Your petty demands simply make him feel superior, or resentful, and someday he will fuck his pretty, young coworker who asks nothing of him, and you will actually be shocked.'❞
  • ❝Let me guess: baby of the family.❞
  • ❝I am fat with love!❞
  • ❝Neither of us gets stage fright.❞
  • ❝This is how I always pictured it. This is exactly how I pictured it.❞
  • ❝I sometimes bring my coffee and the paper and just sit.❞
  • ❝You’re a planner, aren’t you? You don’t seem like the type to wing anything.❞
  • ❝We call them the 'dancing monkeys’.❞
  • ❝I am content with letting him be himself.❞
  • ❝I wanted to play it cool, but then I started crying.❞
  • ❝Please don’t lay a guilt trip on me on top of it.❞
  • ❝Not according to the prenup.❞
  • ❝I can’t even figure out if I should be angry.❞
  • ❝My dad isn’t someone I like to talk about that much.❞
  • ❝I feel like something is going wrong, very wrong, and that it will get even worse.❞
  • ❝I don’t feel like a person at all : I am something to be loaded and unloaded, like a sofa or a cuckoo clock.❞
  • ❝I don’t feel real anymore.❞
  • ❝I still say it’s the river.❞
  • ❝Picture me: I’m crazy about you.❞
  • ❝Wow your parents must really hate me.❞
  • I ❝Hope you like canned soup.❞
  • ❝If there was ever a time for assisted sleep…❞
  • ❝Just got to keep on keeping on.❞
  • ❝I’m making the best of a really bad situation.❞
  • ❝He/She seemed to have lost all interest in both me and said ailing parents.❞
  • ❝Baby, why the fuck haven’t you called me?❞
  • ❝I need to feel your hands on me, that’s all I’ve been thinking about.❞
  • ❝Come up with me. I want to be with you.❞
  • ❝You fucking idiot.❞
  • ❝Sometimes, I look at myself and I think : No wonder why people around you find you ridiculous, frivolous, and spoiled.❞
  • ❝No it’s not that, truly. I’ve never given blood. My doctor gets angry at me because I can’t even handle a yearly blood test for, like, cholesterol.❞
  • ❝How old are they?❞
  • ❝You’re a cheater!❞
  • ❝It would be funnier if our sex life were as carefree as the rhyme would suggest. But last week we did… fuck? Something more romantic than have sex but less cheesy than make love.❞
  • ❝I can’t help but wonder, what’s the catch?❞
  • ❝You were in a screaming argument about a cat box.❞
  • ❝He uses me for sex when he needs to.❞
  • ❝Quiz: Your husband, with whom you shared a wonderful sex life, has turned distant and cold – he only wants sex his way, on his time. What do you do?❞
  • ❝I’ve been indulging in toddler therapy.❞
  • ❝Well, now might be the right time. To start a family. Try to get pregnant.❞
  • ❝I m cracking under the pressure. I will snap.❞
  • ❝I didn’t realize until I was almost there that it was Valentine’s Day. It was Valentine’s day and I was going to buy a gun and then cook my spouse dinner.❞
  • ❝I just would feel safer with a gun.❞
  • ❝I don’t know what would be good luck : plus sign or minus sign.❞
  • ❝This man might kill me.❞
  • ❝Picture me : I’m a girl who is very bad. I need to be punished, and by punished, I mean HAD.❞
  • ❝I’ve told you, I’ve told you so many times!❞
  • ❝To start: I should never have been born.❞
  • ❝Is she still alive?❞
  • ❝I was the girl/boy who battled oblivion and won.❞
  • ❝I ruined my mother’s womb in the process.❞
  • ❝I’ve always been better than the rest of them. I was the one who made it.❞
  • ❝They get to be perfect without even trying, without even facing one moment of existence, while I am here on earth, and everyday I must try, and every day is a chance to be less than perfect.❞
  • ❝That’s because you loved a person who didn’t really exist.❞
  • ❝Being the Cool Girl means you are a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes, and anal sex.❞
  • ❝Men actually think that girl exists.❞
  • ❝The Cool Girls are even more pathetic. They’re not pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be.❞
  • ❝It’s tempting to be the girl every guy wants.❞
  • ❝They never taught me how to be happy.❞
  • ❝I would always try to figure out why this is fun.❞
  • ❝If you let a man cancel plans or decline to do things for you, you lose.❞
  • ❝What a cunt.❞
Musings over Royai

Soooo.. yeah, I have  random thoughts after watching Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood again.

This guy is Berthold Hawkeye, crazy/pyromaniac/genius the father of Riza Hawkeye and Roy Mustangs’ teacher in alchemy. He thought Roy the basics in Alchemy but not his flame alchemy, partially I think that might have drove them to destitution because of his non-stop research… or not I dunno that part wasn’t really clear for me in the manga or the anime.

Roy revealed that he joined the army and asking his master to teach him flame alchemy. Before he died, he revealed that he already had finished his research a long time ago.

So this last two lines.. first was to take care of her daughter and then every detail is with her, now for me this is his way of saying that: I’m entrusting my only family, please look after her and also I left all my secrets to flame alchemy with her so yeah, you got no choice… or something to that effect.

Now here’s where my thoughts have been bothering me for the longest time. This particular moment(s)… yes, this tattoo on Riza’s back. This is basically the backbone (no pun intended XP) of everything about Flame alchemy.

She gave this information to Roy because she trusts him.

This is me now thinking, how long did it take Roy Mustang to learn flame alchemy? Even if he were a genius I mean you can’t just learn it all by one day. he should at least need to understand every inscription. Plus it’s on a naked woman’s back?

That’s a lot of will power on Roy Mustang’s side to learn everything about flame alchemy. I mean come on!! Who are we kidding, right? He’s a guy after all. (ugh oh no my mind is crossing in dangerous territory)

But I could imagine that Roy (after learning flame alchemy) left to take his alchemist state qualifications and never heard from Riza for a long time. That would explain how surprised he was to seeing Riza in Ishval.

Fast forward after the war, she request for the skin on her burned to free from the burden her father placed in her back (no pun intended). We all know that he didn’t like the idea one bit, judging by this…

So brings us to this, he had to burn the tattoo off her back, but judging by the scar, he might have only done it halfway because he couldn’t bring himself to hurt her. Roy only burnt one part of the tattoo so it wouldn’t be complete/useful anymore. How could he have the will power to again look at her back and inflict pain this time.

Oh god, I’m not trying to be meta here but, the emphasis on both Riza and Roy’s back is paramount in understanding the complexity of these couple characters.

Riza’s back being the source of his prowess in flame alchemy. Then Roy’s back being the reason for Riza to protect and be his aide. Royai is canon.

Do forgive my long post. I just need to get this out of my system.

anonymous asked:

"Genos looks up to Saitama as a role model", theres platonic admiration and theres Geno's questionable obsessive behavior towards Saitama that very clearly crosses the "just bros" line, yea and i agree thats some mental gymnastics the op did


I mean Genos DOES look up to Saitama as a role model, but he also takes care of him the exact same way a girlfriend would? Murata himself calls Genos’s domestic arms “housewife” arms. If Genos was a girl everyone would be saying “OMG Saitama, why havent you married her yet?”

So like ehhh okay Saitama’s not gay whatever but his lil disciple seems to have a shit ton of feelings for him and I dont think they stop at just “respectful” 

Im not saying Genos and Saitama being romantic together would be the perfect 100% healthy relationship we act like it is but they are good for each other and help eachother grow and could very easily help eachother grow past most of the turmoil they have both suffered and jsut. i really like that.

suuuue meee.

also its not even about the ship for me at this point, its about calling out shit like queerbaiting/ queer coding but being bullied into being hush hush about it. i will never act like “i dont see the gay” when i do, because I know somewhere there is a 15 year old kid struggling with their own sexuality and being bullied far worse and maybe they see this super awesome badass popular character and then they think “Oh wow, maybe he’s like me…?” and that makes them feel better about themself so in the end i dont care what other people say, im gnna keep calling it out until ONE himself comes down from the heavens and says Genos is “just a disciple” and “just respectful”

Miraculous Ladybug Valentine’s Shipping Week, Day 1 - DJWifi / Nino x Alya

Headcanon: She feels a little sad when she tells him Marinette is in love with Adrien, so she makes out with him and it’s actually really nice. He falls for her, and although she doesn’t see him as a brother anymore, she still has her doubts. They go on a few dates, and she drags him all over Paris when an akuma attacks in hopes of snapping Ladybug and Chat Noir photos for her blog. He is annoyed at first, but that look of determination and energy and passion she puts on what she loves makes it worth the effort. She falls for him when he goes to her house, takes her hand and runs with her to a crime scene he just witnessed and no news outlet is covering, chattering excitedly about how awesome the video he took will look on the Ladyblog, and she realizes he cares about her passion <3.


When the time is right [part 11 - THE END]

After Beca started working again, Chloe finally turned her plan to teach children how to sing into reality. She gave lessons at home, giving her the opportunity to take care of Luca until they send him to nursery school. The first few weeks were hard for Beca and she soon realized that FaceTime wasn’t a useless App on her phone. 

Sure the pain from losing their first child was still there. There were days Beca looked at Luca playing with his toys and thought what it would be like if he had an older sister/brother. Chloe could see it on her face. She had those thoughts too from time to time. On these days they usually would cuddle on the couch and talk about what they’ve been through.

It wasn’t always easy, but they had managed to work things out and find happiness again. Together. 

A/N: ok so I decided to end it this way, but I hope you liked it anyway :)
 And their son finally got a name.

ii. stop. / c.t.h

S: faithful!calum acting like a dick when he gets nudes which aren’t his girlfriend’s ( POC girl = half black/latina )

W: hints at sex + swearing + drug use

this is pretty short tho, kinda like a blurb, send in requests

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Valerie had had enough. Rumple had yelled at her for the last time and she couldn’t take it. She was running away from him, from everyone. She was leaving town and just running. She ran into the woods. Continuing to run, even as she heard voices behind her. She didn’t care, she just kept going that is until…. she found a portal. But she couldn’t keep her footing and she fell into the portal. She had hit her head when she popped out of the portal, and she was unconscious for a bit. When she woke up, everything looked different.


to hire a killer

Hybris was staring at the pictures the private investigator had brought her. She was beyond frustrated, beyond even angry.  Dark red flashed through her eyes. She’d given this man six years of her life, and not to mention a beautiful three year old little girl. 

“Ma’am, I’m sorry but..” 
The twenty seven year old woman shook it off. “Don’t worry about it, thank you for your information.” She wrote him out a check “I added a bonus.” She told him. “Please don’t tell any one.”
“Of course not ma’am.” The man replied before taking out a card “Here, this person should be able to take care of your problem for you.” 
Hybris paused and took the card. 


Hours after she had put little Elaine to bed, she was looking at the card. he hadn’t come home from work, calling and telling her he had to work late, again. She picked up her phone and dialed the number. 


Do It Like We're Here Alone (Derek Luh)

Derek begged me to be with him and support while making music video, I was so happy, I always wanted to see how my boy does his things and how it all looks like behind scenes. I was so excited.

I came little late to rented apartment, but Justin (director) snapchatted me whole idea of music video when I was on my way. Everything seemed to look great.
When I was standing behind the camera watching what Derek was doing, seeing all this shit, I must admit - I was disgusted, disliked it and imagined it in other way.

Derek’s idea for this video was like for the other ones, with joint in his mouth, singing like he doesn’t care, trying to look happy. It wasn’t the real him. And girl in the back showing her “skills” was pathetic, I kept my chill to the moment when she touched him from the back and started taking off his shirt. Then it went to lap dance, after that they kissed, he hadn’t said me about it. I couldn’t stand it no more, I left that place, he followed me. 
We were standing in hotel hall.

“What’s wrong?” Derek asked.

“Why does this music video have to look like any other? I thought you wanted it original.” I said and was about to cry. I didn’t want to see other girl kissing him.

He hugged me really tight and gave me a kiss me on the lips. 

“C’mon I have better idea.” he took my hand, but I didn’t want to go “Just trust me” he added.

He whispered something to make-up artist and she directed me to the other room, she started cleaning my face and then she made really quick and light make-up on me. I had no clue what was going on, she also did my hair. She gave me magazine and told me to wait for Derek to come. He wanted me to feel better? What the hell was that?
I opened the magazine, on first page was note “I want you to…”, I started looking for second note in the magazine, it was on last page “play with me in my music video.
He appeared in door frame with smirk on face. 
“Sorry Y/N, you can’t say ‘no’ right mow, Sylvia made your make-up and hair.”

I was shocked, I haven’t expected that, it was huge challenge for me. I kept looking at him with opened mouth.

“Shut your mouth, you look silly” he laughed “Go to bathroom and change” he showed me way.

I did as he said without saying a word.
There was waiting for me nothing but grey lingerie…

“Derek, are you serious?” I screamed from bathroom, but I haven’t heard any response. I didn’t want to wear it, I found Derek’s shirt on the floor. I took off my jeans and bra, I wore this shirt but decided to make few holes in it.
His shirt covered part of my ass, I felt little insecure but better than I would have felt in lingerie. 

When I opened the door Derek was waiting for me, he smiled as he saw me, I blushed and smiled too, then came closer to hug and kiss him. He pecked my lips and started singing, they were recording it, I HAVEN’T KNEW.
He came closer to the camera, so after scene of us hugging/kissing I was hided and in video was no my shocked face.

When he finished he took me up and thanked me. Also whispered that I was looking great. 

“Wait, is it recording?” I laughed as I asked.

“No, I mean… I don’t think so.” he replied and we both looked at Justin who was recording us, we started laughing and Derek covered camera with his hand.

“It’ll be great end of the video.” Kevin said from the back.

“So what’s the whole idea?” I asked.

“Soon you will know.” director said and told us to go to the other room.

“Lap dance, Y/N you ready?” Derek asked.

“Huh?” I asked, I was so nervous and I haven’t been listening to him, but I realised what I had to do.

He sat in the armchair and clapped his lap, I smiled and full of shyness I sat on him. I felt awkward. Crew watching us wasn’t a problem for me, but I felt really weird shaking my ass to the camera, and the fact that it may have looked unproffesional or whatever made me more stressed. 

I looked deeply into his eyes and the only things I wanted to find there was help. He winked and screamed “Guys, big request! Can someone dim down the light in this room? And one more, anyone who is not needed right now here, please left for a while. Thanks!” 

He kissed my cheek and hugged me. I whispered “Thank you”. Then his hands went down to my butt and he clapped it couple times as he would have played drums, smile on his face was really wide.

“Okay, let’s start it!” he said to everyone, and little quieter- only to me “Do it like we’re here alone. Trust yourself, I know you can.”

“I’ll make daddy proud.” I touched his nose.

I imagined we were alone for real, I moved my hips as I always do. Music started playing. I closed my eyes. Derek started singing, he placed hand inside of waistband of my Calvin’s. I opened my eyes and looked at him, I felt so proud to have him as my boyfriend. 

We finished scenes of me dancing on him, we watched the cuts of these and it all was looking so good. Dark room, the only light things there were us. Eyes were focused on us. Everything was so natural, there was no fake feels, no acting.

They filmed couple more scenes of him singing alone in others parts of apartment. 

At the end of filming day we were all so happy, it was first music video which didn’t include Derek smoking. 

We were about to go to change, but Derek started to fool. He put his head inside of his shirt which I was wearing and I don’t know how but he pushed his head by neckline and started kissing me on my lips. 
Justin couldn’t miss that opportunity, he was filming us of course.

When music video was released a lot of Derek’s fans showed us love, they were happy seeing me and him together in the clip, not a random girl faking it.

We were laying on bed reading all comments to video and smiling. He looked at me and said “You know lil mama? You are a genius, my sexy genius.”

He haid himself on me and started kissing my neck, then went down and left couple hickeys. I put my hand into his underwear and kept it there for a while.

                                               This is so cute.

Daryl was so worried/concerned about Carol that he immediately pulled her to him, to take her weight and support her …

And then as soon as they get to the safety of the alley, it looks like he had her sitting down, resting, while he busied himself with getting water for her….

  and he even goes so far as to remove the cap so she wouldn’t have to… :3

So this is Daryl doing everything he can think of to try to take care of his girl.       

                                          It’s just too fucking cute.

Secrets - Imagine The Avengers

A little bit PietroxReader

You was reading a book in the Avengers living room, while the others was watching TV, when Wanda get in

“Hey (Y/n)” She whispers

“Hey, Wan. What’s going on?”

“Someone told Pietro, that I live Vision” She looked in your eyes “Do you know something about this?”

Of course you knew that Wanda likes Vision, she told you one day when you girls was in the shopping but you didn’t tell Pietro, you knew very well that Wanda could tell her brother you like him.

“Of course not, Wan” You respond honestly “Why you think that?”

“Since yesterday he is always saying to take care about the boys, they could be evil or take advantage of me and I think someone said something unintentionally to someone”

“Not me” You said “Maybe Nat?”

“Yeah, maybe Nat" She went talk to Nat, who was watching “How I Met Tour Mother” with the others.

 “Nat, you told Pietro I like Vision?”

 “It was some secret?” 

“Oh My God” Wanda screamed “Of course it was a secret!” 


Tony intruded “You like Vision? Our little witch have a crush? That’s so sweet” 

“Shut up, Stark”

 “It’s not a secret now” Natasha provoked “Alright, you ask this Romanoff. The underwear in the billboard it’s Natasha’s when she was having sex with Bruce in the lab!”

 Everyone gasp

 “Y-You… No one knew this just” Natasha look at you “(Y/n)”

 “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to tell Wanda, just escaped and you didn’t told me it was a big secret”

 “You are dead meat”

 “I didn’t know it was a big secret!” You said, moving away from Natasha, it looks that she was going to attack you any time.

 “It’s not big. Not at all. You know kinda same as, I don’t know, you having a crush on Pietro!” 

 Everyone gasp. 


 “Yooooou bitch!”

 “You like Speedy?” Tony asked “Really? I always thought it was Cap, here. But… Speedy?”

 “I already told you not call me like this” Someone said behind all of you.

 “Oh. My. God” you murmured 

 “So… (Y/n)” Pietro said “ You like me?” 

 You didn’t know what tell all of them, so you just screamed 

 “ Tony made a porn movie when he was a teenager!”

 I have to say that everyone gasp again?

 “If i’m going down, i’m taking everybody with me” you completed. 

“Since all we are telling our secrets I’d like to say something… I like you to (y/n)” 

 This turn just you gasp 

 “We already knew” Clint said “This is not a big secret”

 “For me it is” You said

i actually find the outrage about the infamous snape clutching lily’s dead body scene while harry cries in the background super appalling and ridiculous. i know it’s a movie scene, but it’s always written off as this super creepy moment and it drives me nuts. snape’s best friend just died. he just found her body. and yet… he’s what? supposed to stoically go on his way and begin looking after the baby and taking care of the corpses? snape’s best friend, the only person he ever really cared about, is dead on the floor in front of him - of course he’s going to like, take a minute to mourn her???? of course he’s going to cry over her body???? that moment was to prove that snape has emotions, has vulnerabilities, and that he actually cared enough about another person to cry over them. sirius goes on a revenge spree without even stopping to check on harry, but he gets off scot-free for doing nearly the same thing snape does?

snape doesn’t care about james. james tortured him for years; of course he doesn’t care about james. i’m so sick of this insistence that snape give a shit about his bullies. and the scene cuts off before we get to see what he does with baby harry - he may very well help him out after he’s finished mourning. but in any case, harry isn’t visibly hurt, just crying, so i don’t see why people think snape should have immediately gone to him instead of, you know, mourning his dead friend. it’s like, they accuse him of being an emotionless bully until he actually shows emotion - and then he’s obsessive and creepy. he can’t win! he can’t win and it’s so fucking frustrating.

me at the start of the stydia sneak peek: this is so heartbreaking and beautiful. just listen to how softly stiles is speaking to lydia and how much he cares. and omg look at him HOLDING HER HAND.

me by the end of the sneak peek: natalie martin i’m sorry to inform you but i will be formally taking custody of your daughter lydia martin from here on out. please leave.