have made these for a while but starting to sell my handmade tote bags! If anyone is interested message me 🌻 lizzie_lomax@hotmail.com

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Anthropomorphic Representations of the Lands of Homestuck, by BEAR-PRINCESS

In order, from left to right:

First row (Beta Kids): Land of Wind and Shade, Land of Light and Rain, Land of Heat and Clockwork, Land of Frost and Frogs

Second Row (Alpha Kids): Land of Crypts and Helium, Land of Pyramids and Neon, Land of Mounds and Xenon, Land of Tombs and Krypton

Third Row (Trolls): Land of Pulse and Haze, Land of Little Cubes and Tea, Land of Maps and Treasure, Land of Rays and Frogs

Fourth Row (Other Trolls): Land of Quartz and Melody, Land of Sand and Zephyr, Land of Wrath and Angels, Land of Dew and Glass

Ok, everyone. I’m going to harness the power of chemistry to explain why Dirk’s planet is the only one that needs gas masks.

Obviously, Jane walked around on her planet without needed special breathing equipment. As anyone who has ever seen a balloon should know, Helium is lighter than air. The gas appears to be exuded from vents in the earth. Some of it goes into the balloons, but the rest would rise above the heavier breathable air (which is mostly Nitrogen, interestingly enough). You might get a squeaky voice from LOCAH, but you won’t suffocate.

Neon is also lighter than air. All Noble Gasses are colorless until a current is run through them. The presence of colored bands in the atmosphere of LOPAN suggests that there are clouds of charged particles floating around in the upper layers. This could lead to some interesting weather patterns, included storms and lightning, so that’ll be fun to look out for.

Xenon is heavier than air. Jake’s planet, LOMAX, has a big X marks the spot canyon in the center. The heavy Xenon gas would sink into this rift. Since it’s glowing, it must also be electrified. I would avoid going down there, especially since Xenon is an anesthetic. You’d probably pass out before you were electrocuted or suffocated.

Krypton is also heavier than air. Unfortunately, Dirk’s planet doesn’t seem to have any wells for the gas to sink into. Therefore, breathable air would be forced higher, and if you walked on the surface you’d get a lungful of Krypton. Though Krypton is not toxic, you could suffocate if that was all you had to breathe. It also creates a feeling of euphoria similar to nitrogen narcosis… in other words, you’d be getting a little high. I’m guessing there are so many skyscrapers on LOTAK because the consorts, whenever they were alive, built higher in order to reach breathable air. 

In conclusion

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Homestuck Sun/Moon Replacement Packs for Minecraft 1.7.6 thru 1.8+

(Ignore the ‘click’ captions on the images, that’s only in the thread. Instead, click here to see full-res Prospit/Derse moons, and here to see full-res Planet moons.)

I’ve uploaded a simple pair of resource packs you can layer on top of whatever texture packs you’re already using, giving you a spiffy Skaia sun and different awesome planetoid moons for each of the moon’s eight phases. (Or the gold and purpose Prospit and Derse if you want something simpler, but the planets are my favorite.) They’re all high-res (512x512 images) and are cool as shit to have in your sky even if you don’t know what Homestuck is, or are using virtually any resolution textures for your blocks! I mean, in the images above, you see it against Minecraft’s default 16x16 textures and it still looks fantastic.

Thread and download links can be found HERE!

 - BlastYoBoots / bladekindeyewear

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Planets. Much Planets.

For the anon request “could you do some of the planets like lofaf or lohac?”

So I’m sorry this took so long to get to. I just… uh… wow there’s a lot of planets and they’re harder to ringstuck than people and uH,,, i’M SORRY I JUST,,, uH WOW THERE’S A LOT OF THEM. aND I’M RUNNING OUT OF RINGS? i’M SO SORRY ANON *agressively grasps at straws* 

i TRIED. tHAT’S WHAT COUNTS,,, right?

Trolls (all generations) 
Kids
Misc. Characters 1
Misc. Characters 2
Quadrants
Aspects  


Make your own!

HOLY SHIT GUYS WAIT WAIT

I FINALLY NOTICED SOMETHING inb4 this was already obvious

WE ALL KNOW THAT JAKE’S ARGUABLY FAVORITE MOVIE IS WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S RIGHT? I MEAN

OKAY

SO I WAS REREADING JAKE’S INTRO PAGE THE OTHER DAY AND REALIZED SOMETHING

BERNIE’S NAME IS BERNIE LOMAX

OK W/E NBFD

BUT

I REALIZED THAT JAKE, DIRK, AND ROXY’S SBURB PLANETS’ ACRONYMS WERE REVEALED NOT TOO LONG AGO (or maybe a long time ago idfk)

AND

WE HAVE LOPAN, LOTAK, AND LOMAX

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE HUSSIE

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Made this picture for the Alabamastuck BAM event and its theme on Nobles (centering around the four nobles wearing finery based on their lands)!

I took… entirely too long to finish this so I didn’t get it in on time to be used for what it was intended for, but I think it was used as a print? Either way! It was fun to work on, and is dedicated to the hard-working folks who make our Alabamastuck events happen.