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What Lies Beneath

We may have achieved maximum Sleepy Hollowness this episode. Running through dank tunnels! HoloJefferson! Long winding discussions of freedom of the press! Yet it played a little flat, lacking in real urgency even when lives were on the line and major pieces of information were revealed. But let’s see what there is to see:

  • So new structure of the show: Opening setup for case of the week, debrief with our Witnesses in a completely random place, A plot A plot B plot A plot A plot B plot A plot, EXPLOSION, Katrina end tag. Eh. I still wish they’d get a little more varied in their structure, since they’re trading one kind of predictability for another, but I’m probably not gonna get my wish. I’ll still bitch about it though!
  • These three construction workers – Mr. “Now This is Just Interesting,” Mr. “Honestly No but I Still Kick Down Walls,” and Mr. “Strangely Silent for Budgetary Reasons” – all showed more character development and range than Katrina has. Oops?
  • The whole “I am now a perfectly modern man see how comfortable I am see see?” thing is laying it on with a trowel for the finale.
  • If it’s painful for Crane to see “reminders of conflict everywhere,” why are they on a battleship? Like? Don’t go there! Problem solved! I avoid battleships very easily!
  • That said: CORBIN CALLBACK. And we get flashes to him! Can you imagine Abbie listening to his war stories? Solemn and big-eyed but also dreaming of those far-off places? 
  • Very Important Notes About Hair: Crane was rocking a true stallion tail, none of this half up ‘do thing. Dug it. And I appreciate that his down look this episode managed to look less Jesus-y (think it was the part?) but it also looked super greasy. Someone launder that wig. And not to leave you out, Pudding Pop: Abbie’s hair was really pretty this episode with the curls and all. Impressive it maintained that in the sewers. This concludes Very Important Notes About Hair. 

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