LIFE-RUIN-ERS

My reactions to 4x05
  • The staircase!
  • What the hell is this frozen thing?
  • Sassy Sidney. I call him Sassney
  • MM: I can’t leave my baby!
  • Elsa, why are you wearing that cloak?
  • Elsa(about Regina and Emma): Looks like you’ve come a long way since then  Me:               

  • Emma is so sad that she and Regina don’t get along anymore

  • *Young Emma hides box inside her jacket* Me: Inconspicuous…
  • Teenage SQ AU, right?
  • Regina: You’ve never had my back. Me: Er,

    What about all the times she saved you?
  • I’m pretty sure that’s not the real Anna. I think you’re on some kind of drugs, Elsa. Elsanna drugs
  • You’re still crying over that forest guy, Regina?

    Who took that picture anyway?

  • Adventure Time with the Charmings
  • Sidney the GPS
  • Those heels in the woods though, Elsa. Not a good idea.
  • THE STAIRCASE
  • MM: I CAN’T STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY!
  • Emma: But when you helped, I seemed to learn pretty fast. Me: ‘cause you like her and it’s always easier to learn something if you have a positive relationship with the teacher.
  • Emma’s is paying Regina compliments

  • Regina: So I’ve impressed you. Me: All of us, all the time.
  • Regina: Complimenting my outfits, giving me a makeover, braiding my hair, calling RH and hanging up. Me:

  • Regina: You’re trying to win me over! Me:

  • Regina: You ruined my life. Me: Er, what?! I thought Henry was the most important person in the world. You’re not making any sense right now. Gee, you’re so bitter.
  • PS1! My childhood!
  • Vloging in 1998
  • Lily and Emma are so gay.
  • Snow Queen: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!
  • See, I knew she wasn’t the real Anna.
  • Snow Queen: Because I needed you. Me:

  • *Elsa is on her knees and chained to the ground. The Snow Queen comes closer* Me: PORN
  • Will: You’re married to the blonde? Me: I think you’re talking to the wrong brunette.
  • Emma a.k.a. Captain Obvious
  • So much sarcasm and sass between Emma and Regina
  • When Regina and Emma are arguing, all I can see is a married couple.
  • Why didn’t you switch off the TV?
  • Lily lied to Emma                

  • Nooo. Emma, you promised her to be friends and now you broke that promise.
  • But Emma won’t make that mistake again. She promised Regina a happy ending and we know that she’ll do whatever it takes to keep that promise.
  • Emma knows how Regina feels 'cause she’s been betrayed by a friend in the past.
  • *Emma and Regina defeat the monster by combining their magic* Me: BY THE POWER OF SWAN QUEEN!
  • Snow Queen, don’t interrupt the SQ moment, please
  • Elsa to the rescue!         

  • Regina: I know you too well, Swan. Me:

  • Elsa: Stop it! You two need to mend your diffenrences! Me: SWEN’s thoughts exactly
  • Elsa a.k.a. the relationship counselor
  • *Regina disappears* Me(sings): There she goes, there she goes again…
  • Yeah, Regina really plays hard to get.
  • I think Sidney might need a coat.
  • Snow Queen a.k.a. mirror collector
  • Snow Queen: A word of advice. Get a warm coat. Me: OMG. That’s what I thought.
  • Elsa: So why did you let Regina just walk away…Maybe you shouldn’t give up on her so soon-> Elsa a.k.a. a Swan Queen shipper
  • Emma: I was just looking for you to be my friend. Me:

  • Regina: Emma wait! Me:

  • Regina: I don’t want to kill you. Emma: See, that’s a start.

    You stupid, adorable babies!

  • MM: Finally, I’m with my baby. Now I’m happy.
  • Me: This episode is perfect. *Hook arrives* Me:

  • The Snow Queen is Emma’s foster mom

  • To sum up: the episode was hella gay.