Drunk headcanons! Aomine is a really cheesy drunk. He gets really affectionate and cuddly, telling everyone how much he loves them. Murasakibara gets really giggly. He just laughs at everything. Everyone can’t stop staring at him because it’s really cute. Midorima doesn’t get too strange, he gets kinda weirdly nice though. Like he’ll just be very kind and friendly. Kise is the sexual drunk, let’s be real here. When Akashi is drunk he tries to tell jokes with a really serious face, and everyone’s so smashed that they find them funny even though the jokes are terrible (Mura laughs especially hard at them, it makes Akashi very happy). Kuroko gets really happy when he’s drunk. He’s blushing and smiling the whole night. He doesn’t even stop Kise when he tries to take photos of him. Kagami is a fucking frat boy when he’s drunk. Like he’s a total animal it’s so embarrassing. He and Kuroko get the worst hangovers. Murasakibara doesn’t get hangovers at all he just gets up the next day and starts eating again.
After Nijimura went to America, he texted Akashi and told him about his mini crush on Himuro, and Akashi was suuuuuper jealous. And yes, he’s aware of Himuro being at Yosen now. He’s not so petty that he has a grudge against him though. But he’s still lowkey jealous. (again, this also happened in a fic of mine)
Aomine is actually a super good boyfriend and makes Kise breakfast in bed a lot. They then lounge around in bed and feed each other bites. It’s so cute it’s gross.
Akashi is a vegetarian (or vegan if u wanna get real crazy). In one of the DS games he says he prefers tofu over meat, he’d make a great vegetarian. It’s a mix of like 70% for health and taste, and 30% for animal rights.
That’s another thing. Akashi totally loves animals. Put a kitten or a puppy (or a foal) in front of him and he’ll melt. At least internally. Kuroko’s probably the only one to have seen him actually reacting to a cute, fluffy animal. (Akashi still doesn’t know he saw - he thought he was alone)
Akashi definitely watches ASMR videos. He’s downloaded a bunch of audio tracks and listens to them while he’s working, and he can’t end the day without watching some book tapping videos. (Mayuzumi thinks he’s really weird cos he likes watching people having their hair brushed)
Going off that, Akashi likes brushing Reo’s hair since it’s kind of long. He finds it relaxing just playing with it. Then Hayama butts in and asks for his hair to be brushed, and everyone has to remind him that it’s really too short for that. Akashi does give him a scalp massage tho and Hayama literally purrs like a cat.
Murasakibara is autistic. You know he is don’t lie. I’m autistic and I know another autistic person when I see one.
I CAN’T, I CAN’T. I’M SO DONE. MY BABIES MY SONS OMG.
AOMINE LOOKS YOUNGER. KISE IS SO FUCKING HOT TF. WFT WITH MIDORIMA’S HAIR. MURASAKIBARA IS USING PANTENE. MY HUSBAND, AKAASHI OMG. KAGAMI LOOKS LIKE A DAMN RAPER AND MY BABY KUROKO OMG. IDK WHAT TO DO. WHERE’S MY MAMA HYUUGA, MY TAKAO AND THE OTHER ONE I FORGOT HIS NAME !!!!?
I ALREADY FOUND HIDOKU SHINAIDE’S VOLUME 6 AND AND NOW THIS OMGOMGOMGOMG.
SOLO DIRÉ QUE MI PUTO AOMINE YA NO SE MANDA SEVERA CARA DE CULO, CHAU. QUIERO Y NO QUIERO VER LA PELÍCULA.