Ask a Professional Comedian: Kristen Schaal

The amazing Kristen Schaal’s new stand-up special Live at The Fillmore premieres on Comedy Central this Monday night at 12am/11c, but first she’ll be answering your questions right here on our Tumblr.

You can start submitting questions to our Ask box now, but make sure you mention they’re for Kristen. Then, check back here tomorrow at 4pm EST / 1pm PST when she’ll be answering them live.

In the meantime, click here for a clip from Live at The Fillmore.

“I like that I stick out. I was watching “Valentine’s Day” on the plane recently. I have a tiny part in that movie. I was watching all the women — Jessica Biel, and Emma Roberts, and Jennifer Garner and Julia Roberts. They are gorgeous women, and I don’t want to take anything away from them, but they all do have a very classical look, with a very thin nose. I’m watching this parade of these faces and then, boom, it was my face, and I was taken aback. I was like, “Oh, my nose is so big!” I have never in my life thought I had a big nose, but, well, there it was.

The first time I was on TV, on “Flight of the Conchords,” someone put up a YouTube clip and said, “You’re too ugly to be on TV.” And I was like, “That is exactly why it’s a good thing that I’m on TV.” - Kristen Schaal, goddess