Kristen:I’ve worked with you a ton. But I feel like when we’ve worked together, we’re always really mean to each other. Like, always assholes. But that’s not our relationship at all. We’re very nice to each other. Adam: Yeah, super nice. Boring, nice white people. Kristen: That sounds like an accurate description of who we are as friends.
“The most popular girl in our school, Rachel Gould, who I had an enormous crush on, everybody had a enourmous crush on, I was thirteen, so was she. And she asked me to be her prom date or her school disco date, two weeks before. So I was just made up, on cloud nine. And you know, sort of planning the rest of our lives, children’s names and such.”