Koopa-Paratroopa

What your Mario Kart main says about u
  • Mario: thinks they're a tru fan
  • Luigi: roots for the underdog
  • Princess Peach: always ready to K I L L
  • Yoshi: sins a lot
  • Toad: hates everyone
  • Bowser: trying their best
  • Donkey Kong: not trustworthy
  • Wario: alone on this earth
  • Koopa Troopa: rlly passionate about turtles
  • Waluigi: lonely
  • Princess Daisy: words cannot describe the horror
  • DK Jr: trying their best v2
  • Baby Mario: smoll
  • Baby Luigi: small
  • Baby Peach: queen
  • Baby Daisy: sINS
  • Bowser Jr: attention hog
  • Diddy Kong: shouldn't be left alone
  • Koopa Paratroopa: wing fetish
  • Toadette: cutie
  • Birdo: hella cutie
  • Dry Bones: thinks about the skeleton war a lot, or innuendos
  • Petey Piranha: don't trust anyone who even considers Petey
  • King Boo: doesn't understand
  • Shy Guy: thinks they're cute shit
  • Dry Bowser: thinks they're cool shit
  • Funky Kong: GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
  • Rosalina: either a great person or a creepy guy there is no in between
  • Metal Mario: thinks everyone is less then them
  • Mii: cannot be explained. Leave them be
  • Lakitu: nerd
  • Wiggler: angry at the world and everyone in it
  • Honey Queen: ??????? DO NOT LET NEAR U
  • Any of the Koopalings: knows backstory and motives for all these characters
  • Baby Rosalina: trustworthy
  • Pink Gold Peach: wants to watch the world BURN
  • Link: HAVIN A GOOD TIME
  • Tanooki Mari: prides themselves on buying dlc
  • Cat Peach: RLLY likes cats, or Peach, or both
  • Villager: HELLFIRE BURNS WITHIN THEM
  • Isabelle: too precious, too pure for this harsh world

So yeah, I’m not sure if someone attempted this before, but I decided to use this chart and pixel-scaling to measure the heights of the cast of Super Mario Bros. This is what I got.:

  1. Boo: 2'5⅛” (43 pixels)
  2. Goomba: 2'6½” (45 pixels)
  3. Baby Mario: 3’⅝” (54 pixels)
  4. Baby Luigi: 3'1¼” (55 pixels)
  5. Shy Guy: 3'4⅝” (60 pixels)
  6. Toad: 3'5⅜” (61 pixels)
  7. Toadette: 3'5⅜” (61 pixels)
  8. Toadsworth: 3'5⅜” (61 pixels)
  9. Dixie Kong (on fours): 3'9⅜” (67 pixels)
  10. Diddy Kong (on fours): 3'10⅛” (68 pixels)
  11. Koopa Troopa: 4'⅛” (71 pixels)
  12. Koopa Paratroopa: 4'⅛” (71 pixels)
  13. Dry Bones: 4'¾” (72 pixels)
  14. Bowser Jr. 4'4¼” (77 pixels)
  15. Bullet Bill (length): 4'6¼” (80 pixels)
  16. Hammer Bros (and variants): 4'8¼” (83 pixels)
  17. Mario: 5'1" (90 pixels; Base Height)
  18. Lakitu (hair to bottom of cloud): 5'5¾” (97 pixels)
  19. Wario: 5'6⅜” (98 pixels)
  20. Luigi: 5'8½” (101 pixels)
  21. Yoshi: 5'8½” (101 pixels)
  22. Daisy (crown excluded): 5'9¾” (103 pixels)
  23. Piranha Plant: 5'9¾” (103 pixels) (Varies; some may extend for over 50 feet)
  24. Peach (crown excluded): 5'11⅞” (106 pixels)
  25. Donkey Kong (on fours): 5'11⅞” (106 pixels)
  26. Birdo (from the top of the bow down): 6'3⅞” (112 pixels)
  27. Waluigi: 6'11⅜” (123 pixels)
  28. Wiggler (with flower): 7'2¾” (128 pixels)
  29. Bowser: 8'4⅜” (148 pixels) (varies by game; height listed is “normal” height)
  30. Petey Piranha: 12'7⅞” (224 pixels)

So yeah, there’s that. There are far more Mario characters that exist, but these are the 30 characters that were put in the poster, and this poster was made before Rosalina became popular. Speaking of Rosalina, I recently determined her height as 6'8⅞”. Now, due to the low resolution of the chart (768x383), this is rather inaccurate. Well, enjoy.

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World of Nintendo 4" Wave 2-1

Expected to be released in June, the newest wave of 4" figures includes the much-hyped Falco and Toon Link being their first figures in this scale!
Red Paratroopa, very creatively comes with detachable wings for those that prefer the standard Koopa Troopa, or want to buy two and have both options displayed!
2 repaints include Red Yoshi and White Tanooki Mario.
This line is really picking up steam, and I look forward to seeing what’s to come from the folks at Jakks Pacific!