anonymous asked:

any timkon hcs? 😍

  • Kon likes to pick Tim up and fly around with him. Tim pretends to hate it but he loves it because it makes him feel small and protected
  • Tim loves conspiracy theories and Kon is always willing to listen to them. Tim calls him at 2am convinced he is from an alter dimension because he remembers it as the Berenstein Bears no the Berenstain Bears and Kon has to reassure him he is not 
  • Whenever a new star trek film comes out, Tim and Kon dress up as Kirk and Spock and go to the midnight premiere
  • Kon texts Tim to remind him to take off his binder every 6 hours and not to sleep in it because if he doesn’t Tim will forget about it and just leave it on. 
  • When Tim is on his period, he gets super cuddley, nuzzles into Kon’s neck, and makes him watch sci-fi shows on the couch. Kon usually laughs at the portrayals of aliens and lazily kisses Tim while reassuring him he is a real boy even though he is on his period
  • Tim is constantly asking Kon to go back to his punk outfit because “he looked like a hot bad boy.” Kon thinks its funny how much Tim loves this outfit
  • Kon brought Tim a Asiatic Lily for their first date. Tim is very protective of the lily and doesn’t let anyone touch it other then Kon or himself. It lives in a glitter pot and is named Eldridge
  • Kon’s nicknames for Tim are my little nerd, imzadi, and babyboy. Tim’s nicknames for Kon are my alien, my love, mine

Does anyone else think of that one issue of Red Robin, where Tim has M’gann pose as him at a press conference so that Vicki Vale sees Red Robin and Tim Drake in the same place at the same time, but nobody else knew about the set up besides the Batfam?

Can you just imagine the entire superhero community seeing Tim Drake on television being shot, and they’re all probably panicked, but then less than a millisecond later the camera pans to show Red Robin fighting Scarab, and they’re all throwing down their capes, cursing out Batman and the entire Batfamily.

Like, Conner was probably halfway to Gotham when Clark calls him, and Kon just stops midair and goes “jesus fuckign. How do you deal with this bat stuff?” Then Clark says “Don’t ask me. I just found out Bruce isn’t actually dead.”

Kon: has moisturized, files his nails weekly, spends 40 minutes on his hair daily, every outfit is chosen and deliberated on 

Tim: once used acne cream, smells like stale coffee and his dad’s past dreams, found some sweat pants on his brother’s bedroom floor that didnt have a stain on them so he took them

anonymous asked:

What if, for PR, the JLA let their sidekicks have social media? Like, Just imagine all them like that. constant flow of shitposts of them singing things that are so out, trying to throw and catch popcorn in each other mouths, sliding down the stairs of the titan tower on their matters. their ratings would immediately go up.

Batman glared around the table. “As you all know six months ago the League voted to set up official social media accounts for Young Adult heroes connected with us. A decision I was strongly against at the time, and I feel my worst fears have been realized”

“Superman” He said turning an icy look at Clark “Superboy has recorded nearly 40 hours of bottle flips, including one’s on the moon and while fighting an alien invasion. Meanwhile Kon el has been featured in a very popular viral video called ‘Superboy’s greatest dabs’” 

“Wonder Woman, world leaders are asking questions about Cassie’s mid-superbattle selfies. The national teachers union is putting out a strongly worded statement this afternoon about it” 

“Ted Flash, Blue Beetle and Kid Flash’s ‘shit white people say’ Podcast is very popular but also has made the kids a major target on right wing news, they have enough to worry about without getting pipe bombs from Fox viewers. Also Impulse and Blue Beetle’s cooking show, it would be nice if they could make it through one 15 minute youtube video without blowing up or burning down a kitchen and many parents are worried about the number of rude jokes and ass slapping”

“To the room at large, there have been complaints about the number of in underwear bathroom mirror selfies Beast Boy takes, 8 in one day not that long ago. Starfire’s make up tutorials are, eccentric to say the least. Many parents are worried that Raven is teaching children the dark arts on Instagram. And finally Aquaman, Aqualad’s Instagram is creating death treats from anti-gay groups around the world.” 

Hal Jordan leaned back in his seat “All in favor of doing nothing about this and letting the kids do what they like?” a roar of “AYE!” came from every corner Batman scowled.