Knox-Road

  • Todd: I can’t believe I forgot my phone. I hope Charlie liked his birthday present yesterday. Oh, he called.
  • Phone: You have 17 new messages. Message 1.
  • Charlie: Hey Todd, thanks for the Bazinga t-shirt it’s…great. I was just calling because I might need a ride later tonight. Knox can’t drive and I ran Neil's Mazda into that ditch after we watched Fast Five on Netflix together.
  • Neil: You still owe me for that.
  • Charlie: Yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you. Mazdas are really flammable, did you know that? I didn’t know that. Well, I do now.. but anyway I’ll call you later if we need a pick up from the show, alright?
  • Knox: [Snoring]
  • Charlie: Woo! Knox, you’re up! Peace, Todd!
  • Phone: End of Message.
  • Todd: I’m not listening to all of these. [skips to the last message]
  • Phone: Message 17.
  • Charlie: Oh my god is he dead? Why did you put him in the car?
  • Neil: It's Pittsie, you idiot! Just shut up and keep driving to the hospital!
  • Knox: Charlie, when are we getting to Chuck E Cheese?
  • Charlie: Knox, shut up! Todd, please pick up the phone! We are in so much trouble! The Iggy Azalea show went south, so we decided to make our own, but… Oh man, oh man, pick up your stupid phone! Todd, go to my desk, open the dark drawer and burn everything inside! But hold your breath while you do it! Use that stupid t-shirt you got me to help the fire, you gotta do this, Todd!
  • Neil: Charlie, eyes on the road!
  • Knox: Truck!
  • All: [Screaming]
  • Phone: End of message.