When I read canonverse fics where Sam or Dean gives their girlfriend expensive jewelry and shit and the girlfriend is like “awww Dean you didn’t have to spend so much money on meee o///o” I can’t help but think
“They don’t have jobs”
“You know they stole the fuck outta that, he aint spend shit, put some respet on his name and call it what it is ma”
I’m just saying they’re thieves, but they’re our thieves, embrace that shit.
The next time Dean gives his girl a diamond bracelet I want her to look at that shit, look at him, and whisper “You stole some top shelf shit, good job baby”