Knicks City Dancers

Colin Jost imagines the complex document-signing process in order to become a Knicks City Dancer: http://nyr.kr/1kwcLhH

“Now, on page 11, we just need one initial. Could be first or last name. Middle is fine, too. No confirmation names. ‘L.’ Well chosen.

All right, now, on the bottom of page 15, I just need a letter that’s not your initial. Could be any letter. Cyrillic alphabet is fine. Not encouraged, but accepted. Ooh, I see you’ve written ‘L’ again. Unfortunately, that is one of your initials. Remember? From page 11? So go ahead and cross that out, initial the change, then write in a non-initial next to it.”

Illustration by Nishant Choksi.

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