You losers are so fortunate.

If I wasn’t a soldier of the Lord, there’s no way I’d be spending a second on this site. But, in an effort to give back to the community, I decided to join. Despite all the hideous tags about ‘fat acceptance’ and 'age play’ - seriously, why are these things suggested on the main page?! - I did find the Ryan Gosling tag. Welcome to my little slice of the internet.

Today was rough.

First I went through a full day and now more than ever I have realized just how long that is.  You disappear for half of one and all of a sudden life just seems to droll on so much more than you thought.  I’m never skipping again.  Don’t even get me started on how practice went.  Excusez-moi while I settle into some pajamas and binge on Netflix with the best cup of hot chocolate I have ever had.

How to distinguish the bitchy side of Kitty, Santana and Quinn

After playing all 3 of these characters ate one point or another, it’s came to my attention that people often merge these 3 characters into the one when trying to portray only one of them. Sure, they’re all Grade A Bitches, but it’s the way they go about them that makes them unique. Here as some quick points and similarities all 3 of them have that make each of these bitches different in their own unique way.

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I’m pretty sure my death is going to come down to these weird diet shakes. I’ve never wanted to shove pasta down my throat as much as I have right now. If we lose our next competition, which we won’t, this’ll all have been for nothing which is totally insane. I haven’t ate solid food since Thursday. I wouldn’t recommend getting on the wrong side of me. PSA over.

Believe it or not, ladies and gays.

But yes, the hot bitch of McKinley has arrived. Usually I wouldn’t even think twice about wasting my precious time on some online freak show that’s better fitted for the pervs that infest the world but somehow good ol’ Dani convinced me that this would be a good idea. So, I would say I’m excited to be here but that would make me liar and that is something I am not anymore. Let’s just pray that I don’t end up regretting this.

Hey, losers.

Yep, that’s right. I finally decided to board the dorky bandwagon that is Tumblr. So, grab your inhalers before you hyperventilate and put your eyes back in your skull. TGIF, right? So, drop me some questions or try and make some small-talk about the weather. You should already know who I am, so there’s really no need for wasted introductions on my part.

I know you're all going to miss me...

But my days at Jester West are numbered. The boxes are packed and I’m moving to my new apartment this Thursday. Fear not though, you’ll get a chance to see me again. I’ll be hosting a party on May 17th at my new place to celebrate my birthday and everyone else who has a summer birthday. I’d love to see you losers one more time before school lets out, so RSVP on FB and invite your friends. 

So, I hear Arthur’s making it his mission to rope all the glee kids into going to a carnival which sounds both hilarious - where I can watch you losers almost hurl all over the place - and torture, because I have to spend extra time with most of you, The only thing that’s mildly redeeming about this trip idea is the fact I could get to destroy y'all on the bumper cars. Be there or be spending your weekend alone.