Summary: In which Dan Howell is gay, homeless, and also part cat, and Phil Lester is the nicest stranger ever.
Word Count: a whooping 9.3k!!!
Includes: an actual story, and of course, neko smut
this fic is for my best friend @ominousdan!!! it’s cayla’s birthday and without her birth nobody would be getting to see nine thousand words of neko!dan so please go follow her and tell her happy birthday in thanks (ily cayla i hope you love this and also me)
Kittenplay shop:white shorthair realistic kitten ears with pink Centres, 40$
Me:what ??? whATT??? It's white ears ??? Plain ?? White ?? Ears ??????? Screw This. My eBay ears are better.
Two years later
Kittenplay shop:kpp realistic black ears and black wayward kitten ears, 65$
Me:OHSHITWADDUP YESS ITS A SAAAAALLLLLEEE BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!!! WHAT THE FRACKKKKK
I respect shops and all their work, I really do, and I've grown to respect them even more after two years. Shops put work, time, and effort into their products. Dont complain to shops about their prices being too high. if you want good quality stuff, it's worth the price.
Give me some Shady Mariah Domestic Headcanons/Prompt
I think I’ll do a domestic fluff series that’s a sequel to Queens Don’t Ride Sidesaddle.
I already like the steak and eggs idea, so that will definitely be a chapter.
I’m thinking Shades is too embarrassed to tell Mariah that Claire stomped on his prescription sunglasses, so the ones he took from Zip make him bump into things. He ends up with enough bruises that Mariah forcibly escorts him to the eye doctor for a new prescription.
Also, Shades hates that Mariah makes him eat health wholesome meals…until he finds out that his stamina has improved.
Mariah goes through menopause, and Shades make it a point to keep a blanket in the freezer for whenever she gets a hotflash.
Mariah and Shades go to see a Broadway play. Shades wants to see Lion King and Mariah wants to see Wicked.
Shades is visiting his old neighborhood and comes across a stray black kitten, and he brings it home. Mariah is not happy since the little furball wants ALL of Shades’ attention. Then one day, the kitten curls itself up in Mariah’s lap and she’s forced to cancel all her day plans because she’s too scared to move.
Draco giving the cutest pet ever as present to you would include:
• A fluffy kitten
• White or black
• Maybe a ginger
• Never mind, it only has to be fluffly
• You want to name it
• though nothing is good enough according to Draco
• “You should name it Captain Fluff”
• You want to pet the kitten when you come home after a busy day
• but Draco takes the kitten and runs away
• “Malfoy! That’s my present!”
• “I can’t hear you! The cat is purring too hard!”
•When you are petting the fluffy ball Draco tries to get your attention
• “I got soft hair too…”
• “Babe? I am a cute AND sexy beast.”
• You just keep petting the kitten.
• “Stop ignoring me!”
• “Sorry Malfoy, I can’t hear you. The kitten is purring too hard.”