The MPU Presents: Overheard in Suffolk County
October 2X, 9:23 a.m.
If somebody walked up to Wade, whipped out a gun, shoved it against his temple, and demanded to know his top five least-favorite things of all time ranked in order of hatred, the list’d probably look something like this:
- Wriggling, mostly
dead earthworms on the sidewalk after a heavy rain.
- The smell of
- Those Instagram filters
that turn your pictures kind of blue-purple instead of classic sepia.
- Traffic trials.