When Tolkien wrote The Hobbit
  • Tolkien: What? You want a bed time story?
  • Tolkien: Oh boy...
  • Tolkien:
  • Tolkien: Okay, I've got it, it's the story of a Hobbit, a wizard and thirteen dwarves, Thorin, Balin, Dwalin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori, Ori, Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin
  • Tolkien: You better keep up and remember all the names

The Hobbit re-imagined as The Real Housewives of Middle-earth

“I was poor, I was rich, I was poor again and you know what? Having money is easier.”