Eurovision 2017 finalists in a nutshell:

Israel: Damn he hot
Poland: Boobies
Belarus: Spiritual healers
Austria: Brought to you by Dreamworks
Armenia: Heyoaheyohaye
Netherlands: Destiny’s Child
Moldova: Epic Sax Guy
Hungary: He’ll defeat the Huns
Italy: Harambe in heaven
Denmark: My ears are bleeding
Portugal: Good ol’ 1950′s
Azerbaijan: Halloween
Croatia: low budget Il Volo 
Australia: Sam Smith but with more eyebrows
Greece: Worst song you’ll hear in your entire life
Spain: Lazy Song v2
Norway: Daft Punk vs Imagine Dragons vs Alan Walker
United Kingdom: Toilet break
Cyprus: Human v2
Romania: Peter and Heidi all grown up
Germany: Titanium but worse
Ukraine: In final only because they are host
Belgium: Dull song with girl about to cry
Sweden: Me going to gym after work
Bulgaria: 3 years old kid with a voice of a 35 old man
France: Puts Eiffel Tower to background in case you mistake us for China

In Tumblr-ish we don’t say “It’s the second week of May” we say “EUROVISION SONG CONTEST !!!11!1!!” which literally translates to “Please no more ballads in English but more glitter, pianos on fire, dancing babushkas and Verka Serduchka !”.

Originally posted by because-its-eurovision

“If I’m here and I have Europe’s exposure, the least I can do is leave a humanitarian message. People come to Europe in plastic boats and are being asked to show their birth certificates in order to enter a country. These people are not immigrants, they’re refugees running from death. Make no mistake. There is so much bureaucratic stuff happening in the refugee camps in Greece, Turkey, and Italy and we should help create legal and safe pathways from these countries to their destiny countries.”
Salvador Sobral, the Portuguese contestant of 2017 Eurovision Song Contest shows support for the refugees at the press conference following this year’s first semifinal.