I love it when kids do something funny and someone tries to tell the mom how funny it was but she’s just like “Yeah, they do that a lot. I’m past the hilarity of it, Karen, and I’m starting to get concerned.”
First day at Camp Halfblood: Welcome!! here’s your cabin, here’s your new family, hey, don’t wanna fight? That’s fine! You can help out on the farm, invent, play, just have a good time you’re part of our family now and we love you and are so proud of you and
First day at Camp Jupiter: Ok here’s where we force our campers to battle to the death on a daily basis now go train in the woods for months with a pack of wolves who will probably eat you if you aren’t good enough to be here welcome to camp you little shit
It’s great to have success, do great things, have kids and be married.. but honestly.. the only thing that is going to matter at the end of your life is going to be whether you surrendered to Jesus. This life is temporary and I hope this life has been great for you, but think on eternity for a moment.. don’t leave this world without accepting Jesus. Please.