here’s what we know.

our cecil:

  • doesn’t have a brother
  • has evidence of a brother in his home
  • has a sister
  • is openly gay
  • lives in night vale, in which lgbt people are completely accepted

cecil from cal’s timeline:

  • grew up in a homophobic environment 
  •  has a brother (cal)
  • abby does not exist
  • janice does not exist

cecil from the cassette timeline:

  • dies at fifteen
  • at the age of fifteen, has a brother
  • this brother has “hollow eyes”
  • this brother believes radio voices should be high
  • would recreationally vandalize things alongside cal as a teenager

kevin:

  • has “dark black eyes”
  • radio personality 
  • high voice
  • lives in a town more conservative than night vale (desert bluffs)
  • during the strex invasion, was physically handicapped
  • shown to enjoy dark, twisted things
  • often described as having a gruesome smile
  • has a fascination with teeth, gore and blood
  • decorates using the above

cal:

  • is cecil’s brother from an alternate timeline in which cecil never came out as gay
  • coughs up teeth
  • is bleeding throughout his episode 
  • leaves a bloodstain on cecil’s rug

abby:

  • is cecil’s sister from the timeline in which the show takes place

 “ash beach”:

  • similarly to how in “cal”, cecil hears crunching eggshells, the figures are describes as sounding like cracking egg shells
  • it was an episode in which people experienced false memories
  • in the episode, john peters (you know, the farmer?) experienced false memories of his long-lost brother

here’s what we don’t know.

  • e v e r y t h i n g

AND THIS IS ALL WITHOUT FUCKING MENTIONING HUNTOKAR, THE BLOOD-SPACE-WAR, THE END OF THE WORLD, OR THE RUSSIAN STUFF.

Ok but I have a ghostbusters mothers day headcanon;

Patty is like the over protective mum friend, so the other Ghostbusters get her a joke mothers day card and a bunch of historical newspapers she’s been saving up for. Erin stresses out about going to see her mum, so Abby decides to go with her and Erin finds that it’s not so bad with Abby there. Kevin invites his mum to HQ, and Holtz studies them and writes a bunch of notes about how they’re actually robots with occasional laughs from Dr Gorin who pretends not to know Holtz actually asked her to come over because it’s mothers day.

2

“I was going through so much artificial stuff with my kids and with Kevin and all that stuff at the time and he just left me. And I was devastated, y’know? And people thought it was me going crazy and stuff like that…but people shave their heads all the time, y’know? And I was going through a lot but it was just kinda like me feeling a form of a little bit of rebellion or feeling free. Shedding stuff that had happened.”