Why Babygirl is Crying
- Me: Guess whose birthday is today!
- Babygirl: Who?
- Me: Beyoncé.
- Babygirl: Yay! I'm ready to go.
- Me: Go where?
- Babygirl: To Beyoncé's party.
- Me: Um, I don't know if she's having a party, but we're not going if she is.
- Babygirl: *Begins to cry.*